Could we have a beautiful baby contest?

[LieselVentouse]

I dont have a baby so Im not being egomaniac

because that would really foster a spirit of support, co-operation and non-competitiveness on MN...

only if we can put older pictures in! DS is 17 months but he was/is such a looker!!

I nominate punch and judy's off spring

or the pig in alice

See no harm in competitiveness and dont give me that frown

Oh thats a good idea we could put our baby photos on even if they are 5,6, 7 now

oh you weren't joking

that was a sceptical eyebrow, not a frown

and who would judge?

I wouldnt be at all jealous if people put their baby photos on FFS - what am I 12. Nobody thinks that anybodys child is as beautiful as theirs anyway.
AND STOP FROWNING AT ME

since i have the most beautiful child ever to have graced the earth, i don't see how there could possibly be a contest
are you serious?

Oh, my baby's pig ugly I wouldn't stand a chance...

Why would I not be serious? - since youre all doing it to me

As EVERYONE already has the most beautiful baby, why not have the ugliest instead???!!!

Yeah my baby was pig ugly too actually but she was a gorgeous two year old

mumsnet butlins

who will be the warm up act and the compere

Cause mine would win the ugliest

Well I'll also be compering the wet t-shirt contest and the egg painting

morty would win.

Mine permanantly has a wet t-shirt. And wet trousers, wet nappy, wet hands..

I actually though Liliput might win cause her DD is angelic.

I shall win most useful love handles

I'll win the nobbliest knees competeition