Brilliant deletion message

[PortiaCastis]

Love the deletion message on the what shall I wear when I leave hospital with newborn thread

Kudos MNHQ

What does it say? I didn't post on it so I can't see it.

I saw that thread but didn't post on it. Was it a troll?

Thanks for the reports we're zapping this thread now as it's bollocks

I missed it!

That's brilliant!

I ignored the thread too because I thought I might be less than sympathetic. So tell us please.

What did it say?

Sorry should say "the poster appears to be talking bollocks"

Ha ha.

what a strange thread to make up??!!!!

Poster tripped herself up by wondering what to wear when she left The Portland and baby is due in April.

Ahhh, I see! How odd.

Yes a long gestation period

Yeah I feel like a twat. Felt moved to give her / him advice about some good maternity dresses I'd worn post birth. I honestly, genuinely don't get it though. Before I joined MN I thought trolls were those hideous cowardly people who threatened feminists with rape and other such sick shit. Why the actual fuck would anyone bother creating a fake thread about something so mundane?. Are they really so bored and lonely? Can they really not find anything (or anyone) to do?! I just don't understand it. Makes me despair for the future of the human race.

Who knows jelly I almost fell for it too until the longest pregnancy ever was mentioned.

Maybe she's an elephant?

Or a trolliphant perhaps?

Suspect she was just trying to wind people up. That was the original definition of an internet troll.

For the love of Pete, you can't help trolls who are too fick to do da maths

I've just looked on threads I'm on and seen it. Very funny!

I thought she sounded a bit Maui when I posted but gave the benefit of the doubt.

Some men think it's really funny to laugh at women :(

Nearly at due date

She was the Maui troll was she?

Who I think was also the same as South Kensington mother whose family owned a chain of hotels and who wanted to hire a nanny to take her child to school in the morning as she couldn't be arsed to get up early.