Brilliant deletion message

[PortiaCastis]

Love the deletion message on the what shall I wear when I leave hospital with newborn thread

Kudos MNHQ

[ImperialBlether]

What does it say? I didn't post on it so I can't see it.

[TheseLittleEarthquakes]

I saw that thread but didn't post on it. Was it a troll?

[PortiaCastis]

Thanks for the reports we're zapping this thread now as it's bollocks

[BettyDraper1]

I missed it!

[ilovesooty]

That's brilliant!

[elephantoverthehill]

I ignored the thread too because I thought I might be less than sympathetic. So tell us please.

[BettyDraper1]

What did it say?

[PortiaCastis]

Sorry should say "the poster appears to be talking bollocks"

[elephantoverthehill]

Ha ha.

[braceybracegirl]

what a strange thread to make up??!!!!

[PortiaCastis]

Poster tripped herself up by wondering what to wear when she left The Portland and baby is due in April.

[BettyDraper1]

Ahhh, I see! How odd.

[PortiaCastis]

Yes a long gestation period

[RebeccaMumsnet]

[jellycat1]

Yeah I feel like a twat. Felt moved to give her / him advice about some good maternity dresses I'd worn post birth. I honestly, genuinely don't get it though. Before I joined MN I thought trolls were those hideous cowardly people who threatened feminists with rape and other such sick shit. Why the actual fuck would anyone bother creating a fake thread about something so mundane?. Are they really so bored and lonely? Can they really not find anything (or anyone) to do?! I just don't understand it. Makes me despair for the future of the human race.

[PortiaCastis]

Who knows jelly I almost fell for it too until the longest pregnancy ever was mentioned.

[BettyDraper1]

Maybe she's an elephant?

[PortiaCastis]

Or a trolliphant perhaps?

[Jokeaboutmyhotchoc]

Suspect she was just trying to wind people up. That was the original definition of an internet troll.

[SpongeBobJudgeyPants]

For the love of Pete, you can't help trolls who are too fick to do da maths

[Boogers]

I've just looked on threads I'm on and seen it. Very funny!

I thought she sounded a bit Maui when I posted but gave the benefit of the doubt.

[LyndaNotLinda]

Some men think it's really funny to laugh at women :(

[PortiaCastis]

Nearly at due date

[Jokeaboutmyhotchoc]

She was the Maui troll was she?

Who I think was also the same as South Kensington mother whose family owned a chain of hotels and who wanted to hire a nanny to take her child to school in the morning as she couldn't be arsed to get up early.