Brilliant deletion message

[PortiaCastis]

Love the deletion message on the what shall I wear when I leave hospital with newborn thread

Kudos MNHQ

[Just5minswithDacre]

Who I think was also the same as South Kensington mother whose family owned a chain of hotels and who wanted to hire a nanny to take her child to school in the morning as she couldn't be arsed to get up early.

Ooooh! All the same nutcase eh? Keeps him/her/it off the streets I suppose.

[PortiaCastis]

Agree with everyone but still laughing at the cock up

[Jokeaboutmyhotchoc]

They should be able to ban their IP addresses. But it's not that difficult to change those either.

[jellycat1]

Dumb cow! Anyway I'm sure s/he'll pop up again. Don't mnhq have the ability to see the email addresses this stuff comes from? I guess they set up new ones ..... which is even more sad!

[PortiaCastis]

The delusions of grandeur were there with the hospital name and all that so could be same one different bullshit.

[Boogers]

No, the Maui one didn't have children and wanted white furniture in her 'vision' for her 5 bedroomed home. She wanted 200+ guests to fly to Maui to attend her wedding plus attend her hen cruise. Or is the same person with different bullshit?

[PortiaCastis]

Thats the one

[Jokeaboutmyhotchoc]

She was the Maui troll was she?

Who I think was also the same as South Kensington mother whose family owned a chain of hotels and who wanted to hire a nanny to take her child to school in the morning as she couldn't be arsed to get up early.

[PortiaCastis]

Nearly at due date

[LyndaNotLinda]

Some men think it's really funny to laugh at women :(

[Boogers]

I've just looked on threads I'm on and seen it. Very funny!

I thought she sounded a bit Maui when I posted but gave the benefit of the doubt.

[SpongeBobJudgeyPants]

For the love of Pete, you can't help trolls who are too fick to do da maths

[Jokeaboutmyhotchoc]

Suspect she was just trying to wind people up. That was the original definition of an internet troll.

[PortiaCastis]

Or a trolliphant perhaps?

[BettyDraper1]

Maybe she's an elephant?

[PortiaCastis]

Who knows jelly I almost fell for it too until the longest pregnancy ever was mentioned.

[jellycat1]

Yeah I feel like a twat. Felt moved to give her / him advice about some good maternity dresses I'd worn post birth. I honestly, genuinely don't get it though. Before I joined MN I thought trolls were those hideous cowardly people who threatened feminists with rape and other such sick shit. Why the actual fuck would anyone bother creating a fake thread about something so mundane?. Are they really so bored and lonely? Can they really not find anything (or anyone) to do?! I just don't understand it. Makes me despair for the future of the human race.

[RebeccaMumsnet]

[PortiaCastis]

Yes a long gestation period

[BettyDraper1]

Ahhh, I see! How odd.

[PortiaCastis]

Poster tripped herself up by wondering what to wear when she left The Portland and baby is due in April.

[braceybracegirl]

what a strange thread to make up??!!!!

[elephantoverthehill]

Ha ha.

[PortiaCastis]

Sorry should say "the poster appears to be talking bollocks"

[BettyDraper1]

What did it say?