"Your mates list is empty" - Hunker invites mate applicants

[hunkermunker]

I am inviting applicants to join my "mates" list.

Please post here with your resume and I will see about adding you.

Sluuuuuuuuuuuuurp, Mwah Mwah.... pucker pucker

[grr]

Are you kidding??? I thought you already had a fan club!

[snurk]

I am a Fimble and wish to apply. I live in Fimblevalley with Florrie, Babypom and RolyMo. I don't do much and sing ghastly songs. I consider yellow and green to be a very stylish combination. I love pictures of Bats. I look forward to hearing from you.

Well I just checked my cliques spreadsheet and found that I am in fact on the peripheries of your clique( secret pizza ect) so I think I should be on your mates list

Do we have to pay?

I am a lovely lass who is incredibly funny and witty and will do anything for a mate. It also helps that I love houses and you are planning tomove soon so i can be your housemovingbuddy

i look forward to hearing from you forthwith

I still have a Pigling Bland cuddly toy in my bedroom.
Do I qualify?

me, purely because I'm me

MO'H

I am applying on the grounds that I need to get ont oat least one mn list/clique in my lifetime!!

And the fact that you are the only other person I know in the world allergic to apples

Do we get badges and newsletters?

this is so terribly sad

don't you have any real mates hunker?

I am assuming I am top of the list...?

what mates list?

you know your youngest son will always pick buxom brunettes when he is an adult don't you, and that's down to me clasping him to my bosom a lot, so I 'd better be on there

Please can I have some mates

I assume I'm already on it and don't need to apply [grin[

If not ... I know where you live mWAH HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

It doesn't cross reference the mates then. What's the actual point does anyone know?? Nobody can see anyone elses "mates" so we can't jealously view each other 'cliques'! (Cos obviously that's what I want to do! )

What frigging mates??? Please let me know what your talking about...grovel...

Look at your registration details CC, there have been............changes!

Its your new profile member thingy charliecat.

You can allow your mates to view your profile or have it private etc etc etc boring boring .....

oh yes...ive started tinkering with that already...but I cant see a section for mates, probably coz I dont have any Thank you for sharing!!!

I need some mates too! I am too new here to be in any of the cliques. And I haven't even worked out how to change my talk nikname (sp?) so that I can clique-hop