If your toddler were Prime Minister...

[KateMumsnet]

Hello all

You may have already had a 'why-is-there-a-live-stream-from-a-nursery-on-telly-OH-NO-WAIT-IT'S-PMQs' moment. It got us wondering - how might the national landscape differ if your toddlers did actually hold the keys to number 10?

Ban on broccoli? Compulsory puddle-jumping? Confectionary industry nationalised? What's the first Act of Parliament your toddler (or ex-toddler) would pass if they were actually allowed to swap wet wipes for Westminster?

1. No obvious veg.
2. Bed bouncing Olympics.
3. No obvious salad.
4. All dogs must permit themselves to be stroked.
5. No cress in egg sammemwidges.

DC2 would have banned beards. Whiskers men are Scary.

I was explaining the election ds 3.5 and asked to come up with some rules for if he was in charge. Hus answers wre, everyone must tidy up, everyone must eat thier dinner and everyone must eat ice cream.