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Original poster

That spammer is getting on my wick

49 replies

usualsuspect333 · 13/03/2015 22:34

There must be 20 ways to get rid of a spammer.

OP posts:
NoelHeadbands · 13/03/2015 23:10

Turn off Mobile Data, Slater

AnyFucker · 13/03/2015 23:12

launch his bum, mum

Heckler · 13/03/2015 23:13

Handcuff his hands , Anne.

Heckler · 13/03/2015 23:13

Tell him mum , chum

TheWoollybacksWife · 13/03/2015 23:14

Fry his microprocessor, Tessa

TheSpottedZebra · 13/03/2015 23:14

Hide his charger, Arthur

Original poster
usualsuspect333 · 13/03/2015 23:14

Infect him with Malware, Claire

OP posts:
TheSpottedZebra · 13/03/2015 23:14

Nick his chip, Kip

TheSpottedZebra · 13/03/2015 23:15

Feck up his motherboard, Claude

MetallicBeige · 13/03/2015 23:15

Smash up Dell, 'Chelle

MetallicBeige · 13/03/2015 23:15

*his

MetallicBeige · 13/03/2015 23:16

Cut off his lecky, Becky.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 13/03/2015 23:18

Hide his mouse, Claus

MrsEvadneCake · 13/03/2015 23:18

402 code, you toad.

NoelHeadbands · 13/03/2015 23:19

Use up his allowance, Vance

Heckler · 13/03/2015 23:20

Smash his screen , Dean

InkleWinkle · 13/03/2015 23:20

Tell him to get to fuck, Chuck

Moltenpink · 13/03/2015 23:29

Crack his ipad, Chad

Original poster
usualsuspect333 · 13/03/2015 23:45

Black screen of death, Jeff

OP posts:
MrsWembley · 14/03/2015 08:23

Crash his browser, Towser...

MrsWembley · 14/03/2015 08:28

Nick his android, Floyd...

MrsWembley · 14/03/2015 08:30

Cut off his head, Ted...

(All these courtesy of DPWink)

MNHQ
IonaMumsnet · 14/03/2015 11:58

We will add all these to our arsenal. Sorry - we know it's very annoying. We're doing all we can to eradicate the pesky wee swines... But thanks for the solidarity, Charity.

MrsWembley · 14/03/2015 20:33
Grin
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