That spammer is getting on my wick

[usualsuspect333]

There must be 20 ways to get rid of a spammer.

Just pull the plug, mug
Smash his screen, Maureen
Block his Wi-fi, Vi
Get his IP, Bea
And set us all free

There are 4 ways.

I don't know whether to channel Paul Simon (and iklboo)

Or Monty Python's Spam song

Unplug his keyboard, Maude

Stamp on his phone, Joan.

Flick his switch, bitch (ahem).

Ok, maybe Mitch would work well too.

Turn him off, Kristoff

Hide his CPU, Hugh

Just snip through his cable, Mabel

Don't pay his bill, Will

Reformat his hard drive, Clive

Just block him, Tim.

Just give him a ban, Stan

Kill him dead, Fred

Send him a virus, Cyrus

Don't let him charge, Marge

kick his ass, lass

Step on his face, Grace.

Stamp on his hand, Mand

Pull out his wire, Squire.

Launch a denial of service attack, Zak

Tell Siri to ignore, Boreslaw

Disable his ports, Mort.
Rip out his touch pad, Brad

Destroy his Mac, Jack.

Hit him with a trojan, Logan