I would make a hopeless spy. I turn maps around to work out which direction to go in, I have a hurty food which would make it a bit tricky to track people around the globe, and I am scared of heights and big forrin blokes waving fists at me whilst saying things I don't understand.
On the other hand, I have excellent nerd knowledge on the difficulties of dealing with the kind of data collected by MQ-9 reaper drones (20 laptops' worth of data on one mission, people of MN, can you believe that?) and like many on here, I could probably come up with a nifty way of cataloguing the different data types and analysing the sound to noise ratio of the raw data in a drone if they left me with a pencil, a mathematician and a packet of hob nobs. Simples.
However I reckon the reason they need Mnetters is because we are great at being woken up in the night unexpectedly, and forcing our bodies into bizarre and contorted stress positions whilst freezing cold as we seek to persuade the reluctant to co-operate in the middle of the night. We are also good at lying brazenly, as evidenced by our adherence to the Tooth Fairy and Father Christmas protocols, and the defence of our sex lives when caught red-handed. We frequently have big bras to hide things down, and the foreign travel would be very appealing as this would mean nights away from home and frankly more sleep than we are used to, even on stake outs. Finally, our ability to sniff a house and know if something unorthodox or illegal has happened is second to none. Seriously, if we took over SIS we'd have world peace sorted in a raising of a parental eyebrow. You all know I am right.