Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top. And cake. And Gin.

[MrsVamos]

Dear MNHQ

We time honoured members on the tennis thread have a need. And I have started a thread here to ask, very nicely and politely.

Can we have our BALLS back, please ?

Tennis isn't only on for 2 weeks on the BBC y'know.

Thanking muchly.

MrsV xxxxx

Oh I say, Star !

Norty bunny !

My dog has a ball like that that squeaks.

My rabbit used to try and hump my leg.

I miss Brian .

See, we need

Please.

Will you please think of the bunnies ?

Please.

gin

"Naice" gin!

Well now hang on, this isn't a Grand Slam tournament now is it

Well then, can we have it for the French Open (May 25th) & keep it till after Winmbledon (so we get it for Queen's, Eastbourne & Halle)?

Please?

Send me a massive poster of Mats Wilander in his prime and we might think about it...

Ok - I'll get the girls onto it!

Did we get it for the Aussie Open? I don't think we did. In which case, we are owed 2 weeks.

Please MNHQ, can we have our balls back?

Pretty please?

We certainly did not get them for the Australian Open.

Isn't Miami known as the unofficial Fifth Grand Slam?

magi- we didn't, did we?

So we definitely need them for at least an extra couple of weeks.

I still don't get why we have for no reason ,and the that we want for an all year round thread tennis doesn't end when Murray loses is not ok?

Visual representation of this thread

OK we'll give 'em to you between the start of the French and the end of Wimbledon - how's that?

Really? Thank you, thank you, thank you. Here's a little treat:

www.photographersdirect.com/buyers/stockphoto.asp?imageid=2762900

Plenty more where that came from if you follow through

Thank you MNHQ!

and for you.

& gin & Matts & you can have Pot too - just to annoy the peskyjuan

Look at the stonewash on that... in my defence I was vair young then

Nothing wrong with a bit of stonewashed. I'm afraid muddled (or magi as those who don't know her tendency to lie call her) has misled you re Pot though. He is already spoken for by me. :)

Rubbish PeskyJuan

I know, for a fact, that you are lusting over Yannick Noah on another thread.

You hussy, you!

Huh. Not lusting. Appreciating. Like a good cheese.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, Rowan.

Muchly appreciated.

Can't wait to have BALLS back.

I love RG, for obvious reasons.

And Wimby.

Even better to watch with the lovely tennis thread peeps here. Makes my year it does.

Right. That's my hols booked then.