Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top. And cake. And Gin.

[MrsVamos]

Dear MNHQ

We time honoured members on the tennis thread have a need. And I have started a thread here to ask, very nicely and politely.

Can we have our BALLS back, please ?

Tennis isn't only on for 2 weeks on the BBC y'know.

Thanking muchly.

MrsV xxxxx

Ooooh.

And :

Blatent begging.

Please ?

Fuck.

Blatant.

Someone else should have done this.

BALLS

Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.

It appears my tennis companions have abandoned me.

I'll just keep begging.

PLEASE.

Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.

Rafa !

Love you !

PLEASE, MNHQ & Tech.

Yes - we need our balls!

NOW

Tennis season is just really getting going & we are being deprived & discriminated against with no balls.

Give us the ball back & we might even send you (virtual) gin!

I'm not a tennis fan but I am offering my support for your need for balls

Sending good vibes

Also don't care about your balls bit think you should have them

Mn are tight with their emoticons, they wouldn't let us keep the tardis

Awwww. Bless you, Mrswellyboot and HerrenaHarridan.

I do feel, overall, that there should be a much broader choice of emoticons.

Hopefully we will get our BALLS back and you should campaign to reinstate the Tardis. I would fully support you.

PLEASE.

Balls are better than Tardis!

Please. Please. Please.

We've been ever so good. We haven't really mithered about it since the US Open.

I can pretend to be a Murray fan, if it helps?

I liked the tardis

Raahh, really ? Really ?

I know it is a little bit niche- but who uses the Pom Bear?!

And we have been yakking about balls over nets for AGES now. We are a serious quiche. And we mainly talk about men. In shorts.

Quiche
Niche

there's a rhyme there, somewhere.

I love you, MN.

As if you could pretend to be a Murray fan for more than 10 minutes, Raahh.

MrsV- nope. I lied about about the Murray bit

I do.

He is a sweetie. Sometimes.

We are very good.

We never disagree.

We are always kind & friendly to each other.

We don't attract tol*s

We deserve our ball back - please, pretty please?

No shame babe, get that head up !

Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.

Ok, we like the more than Murray.

But you can't blame us for that, surely?

(I may not be doing the cause any good)

If Pom didn't have a eyes and a nose and ears, he could be a BALL.

Yes, tennis balls make me Hoppy!
Please!

MNHQ & Tech.

Can we perhaps pretend that Pom is being Adam Ant, with a white stripe across his face ?

Mwah ha ha ha ha.....

See- now we have RABBITS

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

you can't refuse BUNNYS !