can we have a throbbing map on the homepage showing where all the people on line are at any given moment

[zippitippitoes]

..like that thunder clap website

colour coded preferably so that if you're apoplepltic it's a vilent red and if you are totally chilled a cool blue

THROBBING!

I love it!

or purple for wise people

oh i hope MN get on this!

how wonderful

green for trolls

Oh a fabbo idea!!!

Can the men please light up with big flashing red signs saying WARNING MAN?

that'd be lovely

I feel I would pulsate gently with occasional flashes are throbbing

I wouldn't mind spinning around like a tornado and throwing off small stars and things in all direction

But could we pretend we were somewhere more exciting and glamorous? I'd like to be in Paris in my virtual world.

doesn't that defeat the point of Zippi's exercise, Edam?

God, what is you could see that your whole street was lurking

yes definitely with a zoom feature..like google earth

It'd be good if you could tag people on this map and follow them around their daily business.
Surely MN could inject us all with a kind of chip, like they do with pets?

perhaps there should be a micro diary board with video clips styreamed from mobiles when you click on a posters name

surely tech does this already, they just don't tell us, and watch secretly as we potter about from washer to dryer / walk round and round block with pram / get lost driving round Leicestershire etc

Anyway, according toGoogle Trends, most of us are in Thames Ditton...

Wouldn't a lot of us be up our own arses? How would tech show that I wonder....

oh yeah plenty up their own asses

and a few in cloud cuckoo land

and plenty in me me me meville

doubt he has a map with planet gong on either

loving it!

Perhaps Mumsnet Techs would like to comment on this thread.
Your input would be appreciated!!!

throbbing PMSL thats a great idea

Where the f is Thames Ditton?

funny, that's the Thames Ditton Town Council slogan

It's in Surrey apparently
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