The Halloween name change competition 2013

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It's night. You're in your bed, tucked up warm, happily MNing on your phone, but wait.... what's that noise?

Why are the lights flickering?

Why has the mobile site stopped working?

What's that coming up the stairs?

IT'S THE MUMSNET HALLOWEEN NAME CHANGE COMPETITION!

Get excited guys. We have a cracking prize up for grabs: two fabulous Den Kits from Flibberty , pictured on the left, one for the winner, and one for the runner up.

To be in with a chance of winning, post on this thread under your spooky nickname, and let us know what you usual nickname is, so we can see how clever you've been

The on the 25th, we'll create a poll of the best names, and you guys can vote for your favourite. We'll then close the poll on the 29th, and announce the winner on the 30th.

Is it really you, Ledkr?

That's a great name you have there

Nobody else need post we obviously have a winner

Will I win do you think?
It's been a long day

Aw that's it you are all going to take the piss now you bastards

Ledkr, it's brilliantly seasonal and witty.

Ta'Daaaa! It's me! TheCunnyFunt

Right here goes, I better win after all this and I've had no tea yet either!
Has my life really come to this?

What about JesusTheAntiChristFenton?

Oh. Thats quite good actually ledkr

OozingCervix has me a bit traumatised to be honest. That has to be a sign of genius name choosing?

Normally FTRsMammy quite chuffed with my NC

Im usually stealthpolarbear

nightcircus- and clowns are seriously creepy!

aka KneesoftheBee

I agree OoozingCervix is disgusting. I would vote for that just because of the puke factor.

BigW

See what I did there?

I'm voting for fangedvagine

Usually WillYouDoTheFandango, I've given up the fandango for the month of October. When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you.

ChocChaffinch . Quite a hard one to Halloweenify

Usually some form of SP. Can't remember my last name

Woooooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooooooooooo oooooooooooo ooooooooooo

Wonderwooman is a-haunting.....

SP weren't you "twerking9-5"?