Mumsnet. Get your fecking arse in here RIGHT this minute. Right Now. Because I have something to say and you won't like it.

[HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet]

Mumsnet. You Rock. And I love you

As you were

SIOB

Agrees with Weasel.

Still backs slowly out of thread before the wrath of HQ descends upon it.

It needed to be said Zombies. I'm not ashamed.

But I think I'll just go with you for a bit....

Zombie is going to go hide in the bar and grill. She should be safe there. At least there's plenty of gin to offer if she is found.

Ooh is it open tonight? Lovely.

I honestly think that anyone who moans about MNHQ, should spend a couple of months posting on other internet forums.

This is by far the fairest and most laid back forum I've ever known in terms of moderation...the only large website I've ever known where the moderators will personally engage with its posters and try to see things in context.

Trying to see things in context and be fair to everyone must be a nightmare on such a large site.

That's the reason many other sites take the easy way out and just blanket ban swearing, or have a '3 deletions and your out' rule...no matter what the reason for deletions are.

They won't always get it right, but at least they tend to hold their hands up when they don't.

Amen to that Worra.

I'm not ashamed to say I've been around a bit. But here I stay. My heart and all the grips I may get lie with Mumsnet.

Gads bless her and all that sail in her

Not sure what Gads are, but I'm sure they can do an adequate blessing.

{{{{{{{{{{{{ HONEY }}}}}}}}}}}}

Zombie has missed you soooooooo much!!

Oh, and Zombie also agrees with Worra.

I feel better this way

I'm sure you have been around a bit Honey but I didn't want to be the one to point that out >

Yes.

I will now await outcries of sock puppetry from insisted lurking reporters

Ello ello ello ... what's going on here then?

I have been away for 4 days on me Easter hols. Can someone point me in direction of thread wot has inspired this thread?

Only I seem to have come back to a HUGE barny and loads of complaints about hq (as per).

Zombies?

Sweety?

Take the lederhosen off your head.

Nothing has inspired this thread Minty. It's original and true for my heart is pure with the love of Mumsnet.

I would agree but I have got the arse.

There is still sodding snow every fucking where, my guttering is still in my font garden and DS is still a snot ridden, non-sleeping, ball of germs.

I can't even distract myself by MNing because its all gone to cock so I've had to do housework and interact with stbXh.

If you could point me in the direction of a good old fashioned barney it would be very much appreciated.

Harrumph.

(Glad you're back to normal btw, although I'd grown rather fond of weasel [smie] )

Sorry Custy.

By posting on my thread you have declared your love. It's legal and binding.

Randell. There aren't any proper barneys , its all passive aggressive sniping and point scoring.

damn it!