I-I, oh, oh, I'm still alive

[Tech]

just channeling Pearl Jam

Like

Son, she said, have I got a little story for you
What you thought was your daddy was nothin' but a
While you were sittin' home alone at age thirteen
Your real daddy was dyin', sorry you didn't see him
But I'm glad we talked

Um.

Did you know that Tech has never replied to a post of mine, even though I have addressed him directly?

[rood]

Now, Chaos, that's simply not true, is it?

Clearly I remember, picking on the boy.
He seemed a harmless little fuck.

Ooh, but we unleashed a lion!

SIOB

You don't address Tech directly. You have to only look at the floor whilst genuflecting before him.

Schoolgirl error there, Chaos.

How ya doin, tech!?

How's the 'stache Tech?

But if it is true, CTR, I'm sorry, that was rude.

GAH and NQAAON, I'm very well, all all is well in America. I'm still giving daily personal thanks that the president won the election instead of that other fella (all views expressed are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views of Mumsnet and/or anyone else.) It got cold suddenly here in New York, but we're mainly back to normal after all the damage from Sandy (with some notable exceptions of course.)

I was in That London last week to see all the Mumsnet office crew, which was nice, though they were a bit merciless about my Movember tache, which has left me a bit Basil Fawlty meets 70s stereotype Spanish waiter. That Darren reckons it's Rene from Allo Allo but he's just jealous really.

What is all this flying donkey bizinz?

cool, man, cool

no eye deer about the donkey

Yay!

Yay!

I did actually think I was on Tech'sListOfBadness for all the truoble I cause.

Alopogies.

How's your car Tech?

Sorry, BIWI.

Don't get the bog stick out

Big
Big
Big
BIG
BIG

aaargh

Hi SOCCP, the car is fine now thanks. I got it back last Tuesday. It had to have a new bonnet and windscreen and a couple of other bits and bobs, but the main guts of it were undamaged - so it could have been a lot worse.

Whatcha Doin' Tech? You turn up and the top of me site stuff goes all gloopy

I really thought BIWI was threatening Chaos with a loo brush then.

Hi, Tech.

I think the flying donkey is something to do with an ad over there >>>>>>>>
But I haven't seen it yet.

Now there's an idea, Chaos!