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KatieMorticiaton · 11/10/2011 17:01

Inspired by the 11 people who completed the first survey from this thread: Can we have a like button on every posters post an expanded survey of suggestions has been put together.

Anyone without a sense of humour is invited to click Hide this thread, frothing beserkers are invited to start their own thread in AIBU and the rest of you please click www.surveymonkey.com/s/MM3TBDD. You get one go at the survey.

Results will be published on Friday.

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LeninGrad · 13/10/2011 16:03

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MmeLindor. · 13/10/2011 16:17

LeninGrad tweeted it and I saw it and have also tweeted it (would not let me RT, Lenin cause you are in hiding in Russia or summat.

The Best Survey Ever.

Can we have one now on whether MNHQ should hire Katie and pay her £50k a year to do a survey a week.

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JustineMumsnet · 13/10/2011 16:26

@KatieMorticiaton

Well yes Justine but DS's childcare providers do insist on actual cash money WinkGrin

What are the benefits like? Is there a waterfall cardigan and a badge uniform?

Plenty of perks! We have quite a few boxes of Mumsnet Christmas cards plus we will pay for you to attend the Xmas meet-up and um... biscuits?

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JustineMumsnet · 13/10/2011 16:27

We're also hoping for some bottom butter [dreaming on]

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MmeLindor. · 13/10/2011 16:30

Justine
Can you not ask Naked Wines to sponsor this survey? Or at least pay Katie a box of wine for her dedication to MN happiness.

LeninGrad · 13/10/2011 16:31

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ThePsychicSatsuma · 13/10/2011 16:31

I would like some toffee vodka

KatieMortician · 13/10/2011 16:33

New survey for you here: www.surveymonkey.com/s/GisAJob

KatieMortician · 13/10/2011 16:34

Feck. Here www.surveymonkey.com/s/GisAJob

Maryz · 13/10/2011 16:34

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KatieMortician · 13/10/2011 16:37

[hgrin]

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KatieMortician · 13/10/2011 16:39

I do actually have a proper, serious RL business idea that Justine might be interested in. It's really, really early days but I think it is a brilliant idea.

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 13/10/2011 16:43

Seriously Katie, I found that too difficult. More options than a Chinese menu. Ridiculous. Next time, please narrow it down somewhat.

Oh, and er, testicles. Wink

mistlethrush · 13/10/2011 16:49

Now, that one really did take some thinking about. [hgrin]

I have a business idea that I think would go down a storm with mners. Just have to find the right partnership, some start up funds and another 30 hrs in a week....

stealthsquiggle · 13/10/2011 16:50

That is the first survey I have ever completed without associated bribe, and then you go and spoil it all by offering a prize [sulk]

KatieMortician · 13/10/2011 16:52

It's alright stealth. I can rig it so you don't win if it helps WinkGrin

dawntigga · 13/10/2011 16:56

Done ;)

MustReallyDoSomeCollegeWorkTiggaxx

stealthsquiggle · 13/10/2011 16:59

Phew, Thanks Katie. When MNHQ start paying you for survey of the week, though, I might suspend such scruples if the bribe is worth having.

KatieMortician · 13/10/2011 17:29

629 so far. The gaps hasn't moved much.

On the GisAJob survey there is very little in it. Wink

Blackduck · 13/10/2011 17:48

Blimey KM couldn't you have made that second survey a bit shorter and simpler? Don't have all day you know Grin

KatieMortician · 13/10/2011 18:06

MmeLindor I lolled at your link on Twitter but the hyperlink didn't work because it has an extra letter before http.

And MNHQ are tweeting some guff about citizenship tests when this is obviously more important.

I can do Twitter for you too Justine