ha ha ha the mumsnet mail out you get

[cod]

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I never read it.....it gets deleted without even opening it

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I'm not that much younger than you....you old fart!

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I delete them too - just not got time.

Eh???

you know I'm uncultured so please don't use fancy words on me....

I like looking at the Hot Topics just in case one of the taking the piss ones sneaks in...

Oh come on you miserable lot, open the bleedin' newsletter!

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I don't always read them Justine but then I'm on here so much I am often already familiar with the contents...

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Why not relevant - are you not a parent/ interested in news/ places to go with your kids for the weekend? Spose you want fishing news

they do remind me to do the competitions..which I never end up winning of course

stick some suede boots on there, she won't be able to keep away then..

LOL..is that really you Cod?

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like Top of the Parps? (clique alert)

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TBH, I kind of already know what's going on coz
A)I watch the news.
B) I;m here all the time.

I know what, if I promise to read every one i get from now on can I please win a competion or 2

Hmmm - sounds a bit cliquey to me but whadda I know? We did add hot threads...

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Every single one LTP... without fail? Actually you don't have to read them - just open them - that helps!

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