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I would love to have 2 husbands. Does anyone get that or is it just me?!

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SamkaSabrinka · 29/05/2025 19:55

Two at the same time. A household.

Never any worry about the lawn getting mowed ; )
(tbf I also love mowing the lawn, in stripes)

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dogfishman · 29/05/2025 23:44

I have great respect for your postings on other threads and other usernames, but this is one of your dodgier calls. What if both were slobs, lounging for hours on the sofa in grubby old y-fronts, while grunting at the TV in support of Trump or Man City? Neither would be worshipping at your altar, obvs.

StarlightLady · 30/05/2025 07:35

Good god no! The (lack of) reliability, sense of timing and the mess. I’m perfectly capable of mowing the lawn and doing it well.

Now a wife and a husband could be useful, in more ways than one. 👩‍❤️‍👩

SamkaSabrinka · 30/05/2025 08:22

dogfishman · 29/05/2025 23:44

I have great respect for your postings on other threads and other usernames, but this is one of your dodgier calls. What if both were slobs, lounging for hours on the sofa in grubby old y-fronts, while grunting at the TV in support of Trump or Man City? Neither would be worshipping at your altar, obvs.

They'd be handpicked, trust me...

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SamkaSabrinka · 30/05/2025 08:25

StarlightLady · 30/05/2025 07:35

Good god no! The (lack of) reliability, sense of timing and the mess. I’m perfectly capable of mowing the lawn and doing it well.

Now a wife and a husband could be useful, in more ways than one. 👩‍❤️‍👩

Why would they be messy?! I have had two husbands so far (not at the same time though) and although the first was a bit lazy, he wasn't messy. The second was meticulously clean, cleaner than a cat. But maybe it depends on the cultural training..

I am also perfectly capable of doing the lawn with stripes and love doing it. But they could get rid of the mowings, that annoys me and grass all sticks to my flip flops.

There's so many useful things they could do around the house...

and nooooooo, not another woman in the house - oh no. No husband-sharing for me!

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Gymbunny2025 · 30/05/2025 08:40

You sent me down a rabbit hole trying to decide if I was in a throuple whether I would prefer 2 husbands or 2 wives 😂 can’t decide but I think I prefer being a couple!

everywhichway · 30/05/2025 09:01

SamkaSabrinka · 30/05/2025 08:25

Why would they be messy?! I have had two husbands so far (not at the same time though) and although the first was a bit lazy, he wasn't messy. The second was meticulously clean, cleaner than a cat. But maybe it depends on the cultural training..

I am also perfectly capable of doing the lawn with stripes and love doing it. But they could get rid of the mowings, that annoys me and grass all sticks to my flip flops.

There's so many useful things they could do around the house...

and nooooooo, not another woman in the house - oh no. No husband-sharing for me!

I think Starlight was assuming the wife would have other interests than the husband..... 😉

MsDDxx · 30/05/2025 18:02

I’d love it OP, I’m with you. I’m happy to cook and clean if they take me out on alternative nights, not to mention the varied sex 😉

GigiAnnna · 30/05/2025 19:27

I'm imagining being snuggled between 2 men in bed. Nothing more cosy.

StarlightLady · 31/05/2025 08:01

GigiAnnna · 30/05/2025 19:27

I'm imagining being snuggled between 2 men in bed. Nothing more cosy.

It can be overrated if they both snore! And a nuisance if you have to get up for a wee. 😀

Reidwood · 31/05/2025 08:29

You sure you’d get your beauty sleep ✊🏿 but two lovers…now you got me thinking 🤔😄

SamkaSabrinka · 31/05/2025 22:40

Gymbunny2025 · 30/05/2025 08:40

You sent me down a rabbit hole trying to decide if I was in a throuple whether I would prefer 2 husbands or 2 wives 😂 can’t decide but I think I prefer being a couple!

yes I think so too, I was just checking (/had wine when I posted it) ...

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SamkaSabrinka · 31/05/2025 22:41

MsDDxx · 30/05/2025 18:02

I’d love it OP, I’m with you. I’m happy to cook and clean if they take me out on alternative nights, not to mention the varied sex 😉

well yes this was my thinking exactlyl! : )

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SamkaSabrinka · 31/05/2025 22:42

GigiAnnna · 30/05/2025 19:27

I'm imagining being snuggled between 2 men in bed. Nothing more cosy.

yes this too was absolutely what I was wanting 😌 blisssful..

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SamkaSabrinka · 31/05/2025 22:43

StarlightLady · 31/05/2025 08:01

It can be overrated if they both snore! And a nuisance if you have to get up for a wee. 😀

I love snoring. It soothes me. I know I know that's so somehow wrong of me haha

Obviously though only snoring of someone I ... worship 😏

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SamkaSabrinka · 31/05/2025 22:45

Reidwood · 31/05/2025 08:29

You sure you’d get your beauty sleep ✊🏿 but two lovers…now you got me thinking 🤔😄

two lovers would be very very good for the beauty routine..

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Beautifulweeds · 31/05/2025 22:58

No way, one man is more than enough!

messyhouses · 01/06/2025 08:32

Too much clean up 😂

Olddad72 · 01/06/2025 13:58

I think I'd have to remain be in charge of the tool shed, some things are sacred 🤣

SamkaSabrinka · 01/06/2025 17:45

messyhouses · 01/06/2025 08:32

Too much clean up 😂

worth it though

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SamkaSabrinka · 01/06/2025 17:46

Olddad72 · 01/06/2025 13:58

I think I'd have to remain be in charge of the tool shed, some things are sacred 🤣

interesting you say that..... that's exactly what I thought might happen. Rivalry. ..

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SamkaSabrinka · 01/06/2025 17:46

Beautifulweeds · 31/05/2025 22:58

No way, one man is more than enough!

one very good one, yes

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Olddad72 · 01/06/2025 18:25

How would the bed time activities work, all in one very large bed or a rota and one in the "spare" room .
I think if the roles were reversed all in one bed and take turns who goes in the middle, yippee 😁 😁 😁

andsweetwhitewine · 02/06/2025 16:17

Maybe keep them on zero hours contracts. Call when needed, Check the car, gardening or sex.

SamkaSabrinka · 03/06/2025 20:08

andsweetwhitewine · 02/06/2025 16:17

Maybe keep them on zero hours contracts. Call when needed, Check the car, gardening or sex.

haha yes I think that would cover everything and keep them positively occupied

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BeEagerTurtle · 03/06/2025 20:53

StarlightLady · 30/05/2025 07:35

Good god no! The (lack of) reliability, sense of timing and the mess. I’m perfectly capable of mowing the lawn and doing it well.

Now a wife and a husband could be useful, in more ways than one. 👩‍❤️‍👩

what a weirdly sexist statement, my ex partner and current partner, my daughter and my partners daughter can all make a pretty decent mess and I don’t think one of them owns a watch or understands what be on time truly means

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