I would love to have 2 husbands. Does anyone get that or is it just me?!

[SamkaSabrinka]

Two at the same time. A household.

Never any worry about the lawn getting mowed ; )
(tbf I also love mowing the lawn, in stripes)

I have great respect for your postings on other threads and other usernames, but this is one of your dodgier calls. What if both were slobs, lounging for hours on the sofa in grubby old y-fronts, while grunting at the TV in support of Trump or Man City? Neither would be worshipping at your altar, obvs.

Good god no! The (lack of) reliability, sense of timing and the mess. I’m perfectly capable of mowing the lawn and doing it well.

Now a wife and a husband could be useful, in more ways than one. 👩‍❤️‍👩

They'd be handpicked, trust me...

Why would they be messy?! I have had two husbands so far (not at the same time though) and although the first was a bit lazy, he wasn't messy. The second was meticulously clean, cleaner than a cat. But maybe it depends on the cultural training..

I am also perfectly capable of doing the lawn with stripes and love doing it. But they could get rid of the mowings, that annoys me and grass all sticks to my flip flops.

There's so many useful things they could do around the house...

and nooooooo, not another woman in the house - oh no. No husband-sharing for me!

You sent me down a rabbit hole trying to decide if I was in a throuple whether I would prefer 2 husbands or 2 wives 😂 can’t decide but I think I prefer being a couple!

I think Starlight was assuming the wife would have other interests than the husband..... 😉

I’d love it OP, I’m with you. I’m happy to cook and clean if they take me out on alternative nights, not to mention the varied sex 😉

I'm imagining being snuggled between 2 men in bed. Nothing more cosy.

It can be overrated if they both snore! And a nuisance if you have to get up for a wee. 😀

You sure you’d get your beauty sleep ✊🏿 but two lovers…now you got me thinking 🤔😄

yes I think so too, I was just checking (/had wine when I posted it) ...

well yes this was my thinking exactlyl! : )

yes this too was absolutely what I was wanting 😌 blisssful..

I love snoring. It soothes me. I know I know that's so somehow wrong of me haha

Obviously though only snoring of someone I ... worship 😏

two lovers would be very very good for the beauty routine..

No way, one man is more than enough!

Too much clean up 😂

I think I'd have to remain be in charge of the tool shed, some things are sacred 🤣

worth it though

interesting you say that..... that's exactly what I thought might happen. Rivalry. ..

one very good one, yes

How would the bed time activities work, all in one very large bed or a rota and one in the "spare" room .
I think if the roles were reversed all in one bed and take turns who goes in the middle, yippee 😁 😁 😁

Maybe keep them on zero hours contracts. Call when needed, Check the car, gardening or sex.

haha yes I think that would cover everything and keep them positively occupied

what a weirdly sexist statement, my ex partner and current partner, my daughter and my partners daughter can all make a pretty decent mess and I don’t think one of them owns a watch or understands what be on time truly means