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I would love to have 2 husbands. Does anyone get that or is it just me?!

42 replies

SamkaSabrinka · 29/05/2025 19:55

Two at the same time. A household.

Never any worry about the lawn getting mowed ; )
(tbf I also love mowing the lawn, in stripes)

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StarlightLady · 03/06/2025 21:05

BeEagerTurtle · 03/06/2025 20:53

what a weirdly sexist statement, my ex partner and current partner, my daughter and my partners daughter can all make a pretty decent mess and I don’t think one of them owns a watch or understands what be on time truly means

Honestly! It was tongue in cheek. Lighten up!

SamkaSabrinka · 04/06/2025 00:56

BeEagerTurtle · 03/06/2025 20:53

what a weirdly sexist statement, my ex partner and current partner, my daughter and my partners daughter can all make a pretty decent mess and I don’t think one of them owns a watch or understands what be on time truly means

I do agree. I hadn't quite picked up on this first time round, but why should men be presumed to be unreliable and late? And make a mess? Tbf in my life experience, men are never late, but are sweetly tolerant of my own lateness, and unreliability.. and they are great at washing up and general tidying.

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BeEagerTurtle · 04/06/2025 08:41

StarlightLady · 03/06/2025 21:05

Honestly! It was tongue in cheek. Lighten up!

Ah ! Casual sexism being laughed off as a joke, should your name be StarlightMan ?

yorkshireteabagman · 04/06/2025 10:09

To be fair, it kind of depends on what a person's overall experience of the opposite sex is. I don't believe I'm like this as a man, but I'm sure many are!

StarlightLady · 04/06/2025 11:07

BeEagerTurtle · 04/06/2025 08:41

Ah ! Casual sexism being laughed off as a joke, should your name be StarlightMan ?

Rightly or wrongly, l thought that as 2 husbands are not permitted by law in Europe/UK, l considered the thread to be lighthearted and fun.

l don’t consider my comments were any more sexist than other comments up thread about men doing the lawn etc. But if l’ve caused offence, l apologise.

Nsky62 · 04/06/2025 11:13

SamkaSabrinka · 30/05/2025 08:25

Why would they be messy?! I have had two husbands so far (not at the same time though) and although the first was a bit lazy, he wasn't messy. The second was meticulously clean, cleaner than a cat. But maybe it depends on the cultural training..

I am also perfectly capable of doing the lawn with stripes and love doing it. But they could get rid of the mowings, that annoys me and grass all sticks to my flip flops.

There's so many useful things they could do around the house...

and nooooooo, not another woman in the house - oh no. No husband-sharing for me!

Only had the one, divorced 24 years ago, would love another, despite lots of trying, just cat and I now

Gymbunny2025 · 04/06/2025 11:38

StarlightLady · 04/06/2025 11:07

Rightly or wrongly, l thought that as 2 husbands are not permitted by law in Europe/UK, l considered the thread to be lighthearted and fun.

l don’t consider my comments were any more sexist than other comments up thread about men doing the lawn etc. But if l’ve caused offence, l apologise.

I thought it was a lighthearted thread too!

im sure if my DH offered the chance of 2 wives he’d say no for similar stereotypical reasons!

GigiAnnna · 04/06/2025 12:09

BeEagerTurtle · 04/06/2025 08:41

Ah ! Casual sexism being laughed off as a joke, should your name be StarlightMan ?

If you are a woman you'd know that we have had more than our fair share of sexism too. Why choose this comment to get so riled up over? Your anger is misplaced.
Be more supportive of other women.

Gymbunny2025 · 04/06/2025 13:50

yorkshireteabagman · 04/06/2025 10:09

To be fair, it kind of depends on what a person's overall experience of the opposite sex is. I don't believe I'm like this as a man, but I'm sure many are!

I don’t believe any man who enjoys Yorkshire tea could be a bad husband!

assuming that’s the sort of teabag you username refers to 😂

yorkshireteabagman · 04/06/2025 14:46

@Gymbunny2025 it's the only kind of teabagging in our house trust me 😆

Yorkshire team all the way.

And can I say, I definitely don't desire 2 wives

everywhichway · 04/06/2025 17:32

yorkshireteabagman · 04/06/2025 14:46

@Gymbunny2025 it's the only kind of teabagging in our house trust me 😆

Yorkshire team all the way.

And can I say, I definitely don't desire 2 wives

Eee, that'd cost thee some brass.

(Another stereotype, for those who like to get angry about such things)

StarlightLady · 04/06/2025 19:15

That’s why l’m so out of control, l’m an Espresso girl!

Gymbunny2025 · 04/06/2025 19:19

StarlightLady · 04/06/2025 19:15

That’s why l’m so out of control, l’m an Espresso girl!

Well… that does explain a lot 😂 (joking!)

I much prefer a nice cup of tea

Giggorata · 04/06/2025 19:24

I have a friend who effectively has two husbands, living in a throuple.
It is mostly great but took a while to get everything ironed out. It works and the garden is beautiful!

SamkaSabrinka · 05/06/2025 10:56

Is it legal in the UK to have two wives then?

I think so.

Seems like a gigantic inequality. Needs to be redressed.. two husbands also needs approving..

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StarlightLady · 05/06/2025 11:46

SamkaSabrinka · 05/06/2025 10:56

Is it legal in the UK to have two wives then?

I think so.

Seems like a gigantic inequality. Needs to be redressed.. two husbands also needs approving..

Nope! Polygamous marriages are not permitted under UK law.

messyhouses · 08/06/2025 15:44

Thinking about it
the sex would be great, it would be non stop, I just wonder how you would compartmentalise each sexual relationship
Before DH, I was in two relationships at once ( it was complicated) I remember I used to use condoms with one and au naturale with the other ( in a strange way it kept the two bfs separate)
and sort of less guilt

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