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Silent sex toy - any recommendations?

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greenwoodentablelegs · 26/08/2024 14:34

Got teenagers in the house and would like to use a clit simulator or similar but the sound puts me off ! And therefore it’s pointless

Anyone got at silent toys ?

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WhereHasAllTheLoveGone · 26/08/2024 21:15

Hi op in our house sex toy procurement has been allocated to me. We have lots of them a non of our powered ones are silent
if the sound is putting you off and getting in you head can understand thats pretty rubbish. It’s difficult to gage what you’re spec for is as anything that vibrates will carry.

A couple of ideas:
1 Try a grind pad to add more silent stimulation (Godemiche)
2 Have a look at the womanizer shower head looks discrete but I don’t have one.

  1. Buy a wand or pulse massager that can be left out without concern (because it’s for your bad neck) and although not silent if the door is shut no one needs to know what’s being massaged

I also bought a fantastic bullet vibe of eBay for about £10 which it quiet and powerful (not silent) but at £10 not the end of the world to keep trying until you find one that fits the bill

best of luck

MovedonfromMartin · 26/08/2024 23:43

Oh if only a silent clit stimulation toy existed! I can get away with using my Lovehoney one but only if the batteries are fading. If they are new then I've got no chance even under multiple layers of furnishings. I tried the satisfyer pro waterproof one in the hope that if it was under water, then that would help, but it sounds like an outboard motor.

@WhereHasAllTheLoveGone Those grind pads look interesting!

everywhichway · 27/08/2024 10:03

I'll look forward to the episode of Dragon's Den when someone's invented a completely silent one then.... 😊

greenwoodentablelegs · 27/08/2024 12:57

OMG I can’t believe that no one has a good solution. A gap in the market as @everywhichway says

thanks for the recommendations so far.

the womaniser has a ‘silent’ one - maybe will start a thread to see if that is true

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WhereHasAllTheLoveGone · 27/08/2024 18:55

@MovedonfromMartin

If you have had a look, we have the tall waves grind ring. It is really nice silicone and British made. Works well although I would buy the raised one next time.

I would say though that they also have a sister company Odyssey Toys which are really out there and also worth a perusal. I didn’t mention initially as they are not very easy to explain away if found 😉

WhereHasAllTheLoveGone · 28/08/2024 18:02

Hi @greenwoodentablelegs

At the risk of being over invested in your search and hopefully to demonstrate some benefit from us chaps being here I remembered a blog I had read and low and behold after a bit of a search at dinner mumsnet came up with an answer 😂.

Having experimented this evening I can confirm they are much much quieter than anything we own and that the old Anne Summers nose text proved whilst not as powerful there was decent sensation, which can no doubt can be increased by using one or more of them without adding much volume. 😳

I will gladly now slope off somewhere to reevaluate my life.There will be no dragons den for me .

Good luck 🍀

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greenwoodentablelegs · 28/08/2024 20:15

@WhereHasAllTheLoveGone epic work. Will do some shopping.

the odyssey site quite something else !

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WhereHasAllTheLoveGone · 28/08/2024 21:01

No problem at £5 each they are worth a try!!

The Odyssey site is rather different.
Good luck explaining a tentacle away!!

MovedonfromMartin · 28/08/2024 23:33

greenwoodentablelegs · 28/08/2024 20:15

@WhereHasAllTheLoveGone epic work. Will do some shopping.

the odyssey site quite something else !

Oh My God Wow GIF by The Roku Channel

Blimey it is. I can't unsee some of that!

pliplop · 29/08/2024 00:10

These are meant for your nipples but work extremely well in other areas too….

www.lovehoney.co.uk/bondage/nipple-clitoral-toys/nipple-suckers-pumps/p/fifty-shades-of-grey-nothing-but-sensation-nipple-suckers/a33552g59956.html

greenwoodentablelegs · 02/09/2024 08:01

Ooo @Oldtadger good call. Will get a whisper and a grinder ! Woooo!

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greenwoodentablelegs · 02/09/2024 08:03

And a hex bug !!! With legs

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greenwoodentablelegs · 08/09/2024 11:58

Update - the whisperer is indeed silent and perfect for requirements. 10/10

Sadly godemiche not delivered yet

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greenwoodentablelegs · 15/09/2024 12:46

@WhereHasAllTheLoveGone

well I have to return to say that the grinders are amazing and silent and the only issue is staying silent whilst using it ! Where has this been all
my life ? A-mazing

buy one now everyone !

g-silicone.com/product/grind-ring/

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WhereHasAllTheLoveGone · 15/09/2024 13:32

@greenwoodentablelegs

Thanks for coming back. So glad you’re pleased. They are a little bit expensive but they really are rather good. I love the fact they’re made in the UK too.

WhereHasAllTheLoveGone · 27/09/2024 09:16

It’s appears that there must be high demand for more discrete sex toys. Bellesa have just launched a full range. Had a listen on instagram and the do indeed sound quite. For anyone else interested.

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