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Anonymous6447817 · 2023-08-20T10:27:34+00:00

Found a opened condom wrapper on bedroom floor, we do have condoms in house and he said he used it to wank? But then turned it on me for the way I acted saying I was in the wrong, if it was other way around sure he would be upset and angry until he got an explanation

itsmyp4rty · 20/08/2023 11:30

Men hate condoms IME so why they'd use one to wank I don't know. His response really doesn't sound great either. Probably time to move on from this one.

MaryJean87 · 20/08/2023 11:38

I think it's an unlikely story but depends if you trust him or not.

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Anonymous6447817 · 20/08/2023 11:40

MaryJean87 · 20/08/2023 11:38

I think it's an unlikely story but depends if you trust him or not.

He didn't hesitate when asked he answered and knew exactly where on floor it was but been cheated on in past so when I first seen it all these horrible feelings came back, wasn't him who cheated in past

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Roselee1 · 20/08/2023 11:51

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MovedonfromMartin · 20/08/2023 14:55

Fellas have a 'posh wank' though using a condom don't they? Are there any other reasons why you don't believe him?
Isn't this the male equivalent of me leaving my vibrator out on the side?

changedname1979 · 20/08/2023 15:46

As a male I can say this is something I’ve done in the past and I’ve certainly heard of it before.

Biggyfoot · 20/08/2023 16:11

Dunno, it's not something I'd do but that doesn't mean anything.
What I would be concerned about is the fact that you don't trust him. I know that you said you'd been cheated on in the past but you need to think if there are other things going on or if there's more on your mind.
The other red flag is... Why couldn't the dirty git throw the thing in the bin and not leave it on the floor for someone else to clear up? You're not his scivvy and I really hope he wasn't expecting anyone else to find it

eliseH1998 · 20/08/2023 17:35

I'm not sue how common it is but my boyfriend does like to use a condom when he wanks. He says it is a much easier cleanup, which I can understand and he problem with.

Thisismysexforumname · 20/08/2023 19:24

I would use, and have used condoms for a wank before but we dont have them in the house anymore so I wouldn't buy them specifically for that purpose. Depends on where they were bought from as well. I think they are quite dear now, so I probably wouldn't waste one on that but if I got a job lot for a decent price I might. But only you know if your husband's reaction is OTT or not.

NoBiscuitsLeftInMyTin · 20/08/2023 22:21

The biggest disadvantage of using a condom for this (apart from the cost!) is the smell…. Yuck.

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EmergencyGuy · 30/08/2023 18:42

A wank with a condom on is indeed called a "posh wank".

Galatine · 01/09/2023 20:01

In all my years I have never heard of anyone who used a condom to masturbate. What would be the point?

WtP · 01/09/2023 22:27

Galatine · 01/09/2023 20:01

In all my years I have never heard of anyone who used a condom to masturbate. What would be the point?

Delaying the finish, no cleaning up, something a bit out of the ordinary?

Probably lots of reasons I guess, we are all wired slightly differently, so I'm not going to judge.

SpringleDingle · 02/09/2023 09:25

My exH (faithful, just a wanker) used to posh wank. It’s not uncommon.

strof · 02/09/2023 10:51

Posh wank .in my circles as a lad was doing it left handed (made it feel like someone else was doing it ).
Never heard of anyone using a condom .Guess they must be a clean freak.
There's a band I know called the dead hand gang. I believe that is a an in joke too

Manabout · 04/09/2023 03:56

Anal hygiene perhaps? I’ve used condoms for a variety of masturbatory reasons!

35dadof2kent · 05/09/2023 10:46

Blimey I haven't had a posh wank since I was about 14 to max power magazines car cleaning special 😂😂 sounds like an excuse to me

strof · 05/09/2023 14:05

Working away aged 20 we interrupted a lad choking the chicken. We all do it have done it .but don't get caught doing it .he's still called his throbship 40 year later.

Anotherlurkingmale · 05/09/2023 15:34

Sounds bit dubious to me and his over defensive reaction would make me suspicious. At the risk of TMI I would say going to bathroom for spot of self relief with easier clean up is more logical than wasting a condom in the process.

Another plausible option as mentioned by someone else is that he's used condom with an anal toy but would have thought he'd mention this after the initial embarrassment rather than the implausible posh wank explanation.

Would definitely be keeping an eye on his behaviour though as cheating is probably the most likely (but not the only) explanation.

Simon12 · 06/09/2023 16:01

For me total bollocks
loads of things you can do to make it posh but throwing a condom is is not one of them unless your 16 and want to see what it’s like I think most guys would avoid at most costs
sorry think he is lying

EmergencyGuy · 07/09/2023 08:50

Simon12 · 06/09/2023 16:01

For me total bollocks
loads of things you can do to make it posh but throwing a condom is is not one of them unless your 16 and want to see what it’s like I think most guys would avoid at most costs
sorry think he is lying

such an honour to meet someone who is omniscient

Simon12 · 07/09/2023 16:05

You think it is legit?
Sounds suspicious and to try to turn it round
maybe a posh wank but personally I doubt it

john123A · 07/09/2023 18:19

Do these people use any sort of lubricant in the condom or on the outside of it?
I cant see how it works without some sort of lubricant. If it is on the inside then
there is a high probability that the condom will break.
A much simpler solution to this problem is to use a small plastic freezer bag, put some baby oil in it and then engage. This can be used if object involved is quite soft by putting a folded up towel on the corner of the bath and rubbing against it. hope this helps.
If the plastic bag it too thin it wont work.

MisterT373 · 07/09/2023 21:23

john123A · 07/09/2023 18:19

Do these people use any sort of lubricant in the condom or on the outside of it?
I cant see how it works without some sort of lubricant. If it is on the inside then
there is a high probability that the condom will break.
A much simpler solution to this problem is to use a small plastic freezer bag, put some baby oil in it and then engage. This can be used if object involved is quite soft by putting a folded up towel on the corner of the bath and rubbing against it. hope this helps.
If the plastic bag it too thin it wont work.

You've spent quite some time perfecting this haven't you?

The mind boggles as the what other lubricants you "tested"