Mess control!

[Littledancer13]

So a recent discussion over lunch (as you do!) with a very good friend turns to us talking about sex, now who is the weird one here... person A uses the pill for birth control but also uses condoms for ‘mess control’ they only get used towards the end of dtd but ultimately no wants to sleep in the wet patch! 😂 Person B uses the implant for birth control so doesn’t see the need for anything else and thinks person A is weird for even thinking about the mess and grossness!! Come on people... what do you do?!?! Mess everywhere or a condom?! Please enlighten us!

The condom thing is strange. Paper hankies for wiping up seems to work ok

Tissue by the bed before we start is generally the plan here.

If we forget then whoever can get to the bathroom and cause the least mess (basically whoever is on top) or a piece of discarded clothing takes the brunt.

If it's going to be somewhere difficult (quickie in his office etc) or if I won't have time for a wash after then we'll use a condom. So I do understand what she means.

Also because they're such a rare occasion now sometimes it's a nice change, makes him feel different.

We just use wipes and then run to the bathroom

Yes condom seems strange. I actually love the feeling and knowing it is inside me but maybe I'm strange. However, yes I don't want it trickling out all night but a wipe is usually fine

Some people are a little obsessive about it though so hey, if she wants condoms then so be it. Bet he isn't as keen lol🤭

My late wife had a "sex towel " handy to place on the bed when dtd. Just some spare white towels so there was no mess left .

No condoms here. It depends on how tired we are, if it’s night time we just leave it and go to sleep, if it’s day time one of us just wipes our bum with discarded pants etc until we have a shower.

Can't say I've ever noticed much mess really.
The odd wet patch occasionally.

Either DH must shoot abnormally small amounts of spunk or I must have a vag like a sponge....

Sometimes if I don't get to the loo quick enough it starts dribbling out which is really gross.

Me too @Fucksandflowers

We just lie there and fall asleep

The mess is part of the fun and condoms are horrible. Its only a teaspoonful, so a rub with some tissue suffices for us.

A is weird.

Like especially if you have to then stop 2/3 way into it to put one on. Just be done with it and put it on first

@zarek A teaspoon full? My god, never seen as little as that. From when I have seen him cum not inside me, it is more like an egg cup full. He usually spurts at least 5-6 times. Hence why I love the feel inside me.

I'd still rather wipe a few times than use a condom. Having it inside me is part of the intimacy, although the occasions we have managed a quickie before leaving for work does mean a couple of visits to the ladies lol

@Namechangedyorkshire I thought that as well, if we are going by spoon measures it can range anywhere between table to serving spoon. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a guy just produce a teaspoon full unless he has already had a few goes.

Sex in the morning.
Simple

I think the 'coverage' can be deceptive and it can certainly feel like more particularly inside. Looking at some reputable websites ~5ml is typical. Not that this really matters.

How do you all just "wipe" when it is several inches up your fanjo. It takes a while for it to come out and it's rank

@busybarbara

Same.

I have to wipe a lot. Tissue and hands get covered in it.

Then sit on the loo and wee as that seems to coax more out. Then I tend to use a wet wipe after.

And then still need to bath the next day as more creeps out overnight.

Penis beaker of course, doesn't everyone?!

@MaryPopppins and @busybarbara I think that is exactly what person A was saying! It takes more than just a little wipe and it’s rank! Person B just found it hilarious!

Penis beaker was discussed!!! But even person A is on that level!!

It's sex. It's a bit messy. I go to the toilet where most of it comes out and I wipe. I can't get that worked up about it. If the sheets are particularly messy, I've stuck a towel over it and gone to sleep before. Meh.

I guess man batter and fanjos are all a bit different It probably just drops out quickly of some people

It not rank. I guess someone who thought that would be very pro-condom.

But I don't want to sleep with sticky parts/legs/bed. I can't fathom just rolling over and going to sleep. Plus it's best to always have a wee after. (And generally I need a glass of water.)

My husband and I both prefer not to use condoms (I have the implant) so we make sure there's tissue by the bed and outs bathroom is only a few steps away.

I love the feel inside but sometimes i cant be arsed with the clearup! ExDH was a big cummer, a once-a-day man but yes, initual wiping, followed by sitting on the loo coaxing more out, but then id be coated again by morning! Current bf can go 3/4 times a day but much less cum.

Definitely more than a teaspoon.
When it's on your body there's a lot there!
Currently using condoms while we're waiting for the vasectomy results but I hate them.
I like feeling him inside without the condom and I like knowing it's all him. If wiping afterwards and a possible small wet patch is the price to pay, so be it.

Person A is weird

No squirters here then obviously- no condom is going to help with that mess