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DH asked if I'd been researching blowjobs?

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Icouldbegoingmad · 30/04/2018 10:42

In a moment of passion a couple of nights ago I gave DH a blowjob. Now, I have to say I am indifferent to doing this and used to only do it a couple of times a year. However, DH mentioned that this is something he would like (just once) and the thought of doing something for him that he loved made me want to do it more.
This particular night, DH said 'thanks, it was amazing' and then went on to ask if I'd been researching techniques online? Erm...no. Does this mean I wasn't doing it right before? Should I be flattered by that? Hmm

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UpstartCrow · 30/04/2018 11:30

@blackbirdsbeak Come back! the neighbour's what? I must know.

UnsuspectedItem · 30/04/2018 11:34

🏅for your blowjob skills, OP.
Thanks for sharing? I guess... Hmm

SpongeBobJudgeyPants · 30/04/2018 11:37

My Monday morning really needed this.... Hmm

CadleCrap · 30/04/2018 11:39

elQuinto Richard Herring does quite a funny bit about giving himself a blow job.

Instead of feeling like someone was sucking his dick, he just realised he had a cock in his mouth.
HTH

FallenAngel89 · 30/04/2018 11:40

Absolutely howling at these comments 😂

Isetan · 30/04/2018 11:48

How the fuck are we supposed to know, try asking him.

ShirleyValentineswall · 30/04/2018 11:48

Why not tell husband you have been practising on the neighbours

"My neighbour kicked me in the nethers and told me it was practice for her DP. AIBU to think this is not a good way to build neighbourly relations? I only asked her if she wanted me to spruce up her overhanging bush!"

TossDaily · 30/04/2018 11:50

Yippee, I get to share my favourite video!

(Warning, bit rude)

Had you been watching this, OP?

TheSassyAssassin · 30/04/2018 11:54

damn it's the grapefruit! FFS! Grin

littlepill · 30/04/2018 11:58

Make sure you order the ruby red, and not the ruby KitKats!

CadleCrap · 30/04/2018 12:01

OMFG!

I always thought deep throat was pseudonym given to the Watergate secret informant.

SamandDean · 30/04/2018 12:01

edmundcleaverclogs - Very quickly, I’d imagine
Best comment ever 😂😂😂

TossDaily · 30/04/2018 12:02

Sorry, Sassy Grin

littlepill · 30/04/2018 12:05

What have I just watched?!

Someone’s mum teaching a new technique Shock Shesounds like Darth Vadar!

How could any man believe the smell of grapefruit juice to be the new Victoria’s Secret fragrance? No wonder my ex was rubbish at buying perfume Grin

OssomMummy1 · 30/04/2018 12:06

My man loves it only when I take the d^k head in mouth and suck adoringly. If I do the same things with his ba*s, he doesn't like it and says it is very sensitive.

DawnMumsnet · 30/04/2018 12:16

Hello,

Inevitably we've had a few reports about this thread so thought we'd post to say that the OP has been on the site for years and years, posting away happily (and totally uncontentiously). You won't have seen her before because, understandably, she's changed her username for this thread.

We're going to move it over to our Sex topic now. Enough of the troll hunting, please! Smile

For anyone who doesn't want to talk about blowjobs at lunchtime on a Monday, here's your chance to step away from the thread...

TheSassyAssassin · 30/04/2018 12:35

S'ok TD .... it's just bloody love a grapefruit and lemonade in the summer and for some reason I went right off it after seeing that gem the first time round...back to oj & lemonade again then... sighhh.... Wink

e1y1 · 30/04/2018 12:42

@ShirleyValentineswall (great name), I do love a good Calippo 🤣

@lavendargreen have to admit, if they’re going to post (for whatever intention), they may as well be allowed to in the correct forum from the off, of course this doesn’t apply to OP who is legit, sorry OP!

soupforbrains · 30/04/2018 14:09

bloody hell.... THAT NOISE! Shock

on the main topic. OP I'd just take it as a compliment, perhaps you did something slightly differently because you were more into it than normal, tiny changes can make a big difference to sensation so don't worry too much. You obviously weren't doing it 'wrong' before (unless you were in fact kicking) because otherwise he wouldn't have asked for more.

AkimboLimbo · 01/05/2018 22:35

Ha! I was going to mention the grapefruit!
I remember the first time I watched that - it never gets old!

Take it as a compliment - he liked what you did.

HappenedForAReisling · 06/05/2018 06:53

Why not tell husband you have been practising on the neighbours

So funny Grin

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