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DH asked if I'd been researching blowjobs?

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Icouldbegoingmad · 30/04/2018 10:42

In a moment of passion a couple of nights ago I gave DH a blowjob. Now, I have to say I am indifferent to doing this and used to only do it a couple of times a year. However, DH mentioned that this is something he would like (just once) and the thought of doing something for him that he loved made me want to do it more.
This particular night, DH said 'thanks, it was amazing' and then went on to ask if I'd been researching techniques online? Erm...no. Does this mean I wasn't doing it right before? Should I be flattered by that? Hmm

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Beaverhausen · 30/04/2018 10:44

I would be flattered. I learned online and trust me there is so much more to just kicking and sucking. I prefer giving partner he's to sex, quick and easy. 😉

EdmundCleverClogs · 30/04/2018 10:47

How nice of you to join MN to share this vital bit of information with us. Well done you on your markedly improved oral loving skills.

CoffeAndCream · 30/04/2018 10:48

Kicking ??? I'm doing it wrong Smile

lavendargreen · 30/04/2018 10:49

YABU to only be arsed to give your husband a BJ twice a year! Hmm

Poor bastard. Sad

RadioDorothy · 30/04/2018 10:50

I have tried kicking it, DH wasn't keen.

lavendargreen · 30/04/2018 10:51

You do know there is a sex board on here right OP?

Why have you put it on here?

So more people can see it? YAWN

ShirleyValentineswall · 30/04/2018 10:51

Aye nae bother. Looking for stories are you?

lavendargreen · 30/04/2018 10:53

KICKING and sucking bahahahahaaa! Grin

Whoops @beaverhausen

elQuintoConyo · 30/04/2018 10:54

DH is missing two vertabrae so can suck himself off. He's nickname is Lucky Bastard at our local pub.

MirriVan · 30/04/2018 11:00

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Pengggwn · 30/04/2018 11:02

lavendargreen

Not everyone enjoys the same sexual practices. Is there a reason a person should feel obligated to have a penis in their mouth? Confused

e1y1 · 30/04/2018 11:03

@lavendargreen

If OP is a new member like someone has mentioned upthread, they won’t be able to post in the sex topic for a while. It’s, you know, to stop the perverts 🤣

Well done op, your sucking skills have improved, you’ll be buying ice lollies faster this summer no doubt.

ShaniaTwainAndTheRubyKitKat · 30/04/2018 11:04

YABU to only be arsed to give your husband a BJ twice a year! hmm

Poor bastard. sad

Hmm
ShirleyValentineswall · 30/04/2018 11:05

you’ll be buying ice lollies faster this summer no doubt. Grin I favour a Calippo.

pigmcpigface · 30/04/2018 11:11

Say yes, you've done loads of research and ask him if he wants to see your footnotes and bibliography.

BuntyII · 30/04/2018 11:13

Must try the kicking later, see how it goes down.

newtlover · 30/04/2018 11:18

that's a bit wierd- he means pronography I suppose?
God help us if that's the way we learn what our partners like.
surely the only way you learn what someone likes is by trying it out and getting feedback, what works for one won't work for another

RatRolyPoly · 30/04/2018 11:18

Well if you fancy giving it another whirl any time soon try settling down to it with a lovely warm cup of tea. Makes for a super hot mouth which is a bonus I'm told.

Don't kick it over though, that isn't the mess you're aiming for.

EdmundCleverClogs · 30/04/2018 11:18

Must try the kicking later, see how it goes down.

Very quickly, I’d imagine.

RatRolyPoly · 30/04/2018 11:19

Very quickly, I’d imagine.

Grin lol

paxillin · 30/04/2018 11:23

If OP is a new member like someone has mentioned upthread, they won’t be able to post in the sex topic for a while. It’s, you know, to stop the perverts

Indeed. She'll need to hold it in for 90 days then, that is the general idea.

WhingyNinja · 30/04/2018 11:23

I'm still laughing at kicking Grin

blackbirdsbeak · 30/04/2018 11:25

Feeling really stupid now, I have just googled kicking blowjob I hadn't realised it was a typo. Why not tell husband you have been practising on the neighbours

PortiaCastis · 30/04/2018 11:29

Grin Grin elQuinto your post really made me laugh

lavendargreen · 30/04/2018 11:29

@e1y1

If OP is a new member like someone has mentioned upthread, they won’t be able to post in the sex topic for a while. It’s, you know, to stop the perverts [grin[

Whoops fail! Coz they keep coming on here! Grin

And there sure are a lot of threads started on this board about sex and techniques and how they do 'this and that' just lately. Wink

And what a shock, the OP has never posted before, and is not posting anything else on here. Wink

I wonder how long it will take for the thread to disappear? Wink

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