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Original poster

Totally just wet myself during sex......

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SleepingInTheWetPatch · 07/09/2017 00:28

The title says it all......Dp doing a sterling job as always and I pissed all over him......his face to be precise!
Worse still apparently I've done it mamy times before.
I'm mortified. He thinks it's hilarious!

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Insomnibrat · 07/09/2017 00:30

Can you pass it off as gushing? I'd totally be passing it off as gushing

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SleepingInTheWetPatch · 07/09/2017 00:36

I don't think it helped that I got on all 4s after said incident and sniffed the bed.....it doesn't smell horrendously uriney but there was too much for it to be lady juice. There's a circle the size of a dustbin lid......I'm not even 30 yet!

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BrevilleTron · 07/09/2017 00:49

Give him the credit!

Inthetropics · 07/09/2017 00:53

Are you sure it's urine?

This happens to me when i'm stimulated in a certain way and it is not urine. It leaves a huge wet spot bigger than a plate. It doesn't smell like urine...

Babyblues14 · 07/09/2017 00:55

Definitely placemarking, me and dh are here pissing ourselves now, sorry op x

Inthetropics · 07/09/2017 00:56

Oh, and i always have to change the sheets... it's only happened with my Dp.

NoMoreDecorating · 07/09/2017 00:56
Hmm
InsomniacAnonymous · 07/09/2017 01:09

You've done it many times before? Why don't you empty your bladder beforehand?

PointlessUsername · 07/09/2017 01:11

If it doesnt smell like urine, surely it cant be urine?

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SleepingInTheWetPatch · 07/09/2017 21:20

Soz phone died last night. I do empty my bladder before hand......to clarify I didn't realise that it had happened before. I'm mortified.......he's trying it on with me again tonight and I can't bare the idea of him touching me.
What is it if it's not pee?
I went into home bargains earlier and was eyeing up puppy training pads.......this is what my sex life has come to.
There is a light tinge of wee smell but dd has peed on my bed so many times there's a good chance it's that.
It wasn't a trickle either. It bloody shot out and hit my ankle as well as dps face!

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KindergartenKop · 07/09/2017 21:21

Some guys pay a lot for that...

AfunaMbatata · 07/09/2017 21:22

Ffs post in the sex topic

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SleepingInTheWetPatch · 07/09/2017 21:24

if you don't like the topic don't click on it......

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NashvilleQueen · 07/09/2017 21:26

Another Hmm from me

CuppaTeaAndAJammieDodger · 07/09/2017 21:28

wasn't there a study recently that proved that female "gushing" during sex was indeed urine?

SteampunkPrincess · 07/09/2017 21:29

you sure you meant to post in 'chat'?

AfunaMbatata · 07/09/2017 21:30

If you want to talk about pissing yourself during sex then post inSEX CHAT.

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BackieJerkhart · 07/09/2017 21:34

wasn't there a study recently that proved that female "gushing" during sex was indeed urine?

Yep. They did scans on the bladder before and after the "gushing" and they showed as empty after where before they had small amounts of urine in. Also worth remembering that we usually don't fully empty our bladders when we pee so there is more than likely always something there.

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SleepingInTheWetPatch · 07/09/2017 21:35

obviously we have very different views on sex.....I'm very open about most things and didnt mean to cause offence....To be honest I've never tralled through the masses of different topics so didnt even know there was a sex one.
I just generally post things in chat......if I see a post I don't like I just scroll past.

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AfunaMbatata · 07/09/2017 21:35

Yep it's just piss.

AfunaMbatata · 07/09/2017 21:36

So you like pissing yourself then? You'll be happy about old age!

Frogtits · 07/09/2017 21:36

BiscuitBiscuitBiscuit

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SleepingInTheWetPatch · 07/09/2017 21:37

will pelvic floor exercises fix it?

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BackieJerkhart · 07/09/2017 21:38

They should help OP. You could have a chat with your GP to see what they say. Do you have problems with things like sneezing or jumping?

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