I can't believe my first post is about this but there is NO-ONE I could talk to about this in RL, it's just too mortifying so here I go. Last night DH and I tried dtd from behind - a position we haven't tried since before our DCs were born. The trouble was that, no matter how hard we tried, we just couldn't achieve penetration - it's like my lady parts have moved position! The worst, and most embarrassing part, is that when I moved so we could go at it another way.... well... obviously some air had managed to get up there and... I fanny farted. Several times! What the fuck is happening to my body?! Why can't we do it this way any more?! Tell me some stories to make me feel better, please MN people!!!