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Anal.....love it or hate it!?

45 replies

Melbabes6 · 05/07/2017 14:58

My husband and I tried anal last night and OMG....it was AMAZING!

He's been a bit down recently and sex has become infrequent so it was a bit of a surprise but it seems to have ignited a spark within us!

Can us females from anal alone!?

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sowhatusernameisnttaken · 07/07/2017 15:12

Someone PLEASE tell me the centre parcs joke!!!???

Melbabes6 · 07/07/2017 15:37

It certainly does not feel like a poo 😂

It doesn't really feel like anything when it comes out.

All I know is it felt incredible! Agree with the super hot sex first.

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ImAFurchester · 07/07/2017 15:38

It definitely felt like a poo to me.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 07/07/2017 15:59

It doesn't really feel like anything when it comes out

Are you sure you actually had anal?Wink

snoopypoodle · 07/07/2017 16:18

I verge on two extremes here...
First few times did not manage to have proper anal sex as couldn't get used to the feeling and started hurting.

TMI alert Then it just felt like a poo travelling the wrong way ConfusedConfusedConfusedConfused put me off for ages.

A while later I actually made a very conscious effort to relax all my muscles (and hot sex beforehand) and I had a very intense orgasm!

Not done it for a while and don't really intend to ATM as something about it still puts me off sometimes. I guess I have to be in the right mood.

NomDePlumeReloaded · 07/07/2017 16:31

The centre parcs thing is a joke. It's an oldish MN thing from a thread where someone posted about bumsex at centre parcs. All totes hilarious Hmm. Another pom bears /penis beaker.

NomDePlumeReloaded · 07/07/2017 16:32

Bloody italics. grrrrrrr

sowhatusernameisnttaken · 07/07/2017 17:37

I know but what exactly is the joke??

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 07/07/2017 18:37

There probably wasn't a joke just as penis beaker wasn't a joke or funny

sowhatusernameisnttaken · 07/07/2017 20:07

Yeh but what was the context of having @n@l sex at centre parcs?!

Ohyesiam · 08/07/2017 06:02

It really feels like pooing, how could it not when they are both about stretching your sphincter?
If you are scared of pain, bear down and open your bum hole , as if you are pushing out a poo while he is entering. Makes it all possible.

Temporaryanonymity · 09/07/2017 22:06

It is my favourite sexual activity. Yes, I do orgasm every time with anal, and only occasionally vaginally. Consequently we do it a lot.

AkimboLimbo · 09/07/2017 22:24

If a poo covered Penis and anal tears/piles are your thing.
That would mean you are dong it wrong.
I've never had those.

Yes I enjoy anal.
As PP have mentioned, a good quality lube, take it slow, lots of preparation and good communication. It's not about thrusting!

phoenixashes9 · 19/07/2017 21:34

A few odd comments on here! But lots of good advice. yet no-one has mentioned using plugs! So I shall remedy :-) I'm writing a book on BDSM for submissives and I wrote a chapter on this.

After a bit of trying various ones, I think the best ones are the silicone ones - you can get them from Ann Summers. Buy a few in different sizes. Also buy coconut oil. It's is the best lube I have ever found plus you can eat it. Otherwise you will need lubes specially designed for anal that remain slippy and dont go all tacky. Dont use coconut with condoms.

I do this bit on my own. If I know anal is on the cards then I go somewhere quiet. Liberally cover the plug and insert. Take your time, twisting gently helps. It may take up to 5 mins or even longer to do this. The plug needs to remain in situ for a bit. For me it is ten minutes or so. Ensure you have lube on the outside of your body as that is where rubbing can happen.

Then when you are ready, lots of lube on cock and off you go!

Someone upthread said this is the one where the woman takes charge. Totally agree. Go slow to begin but once you are open and have done it for a few mins then you can subject yourself to a brutal ass fucking if that's your thing.

Some misinformation I'd like to correct

No; it doesn't feel like you are having a poo

No; there may be traces of poo on the plug but most waste matter is kept in the bowl

It may bring on the need to go to the toilet

No; you dont need to always go slow. Build up the pace gradually. Slow is key to avoid pain and to let the sphincter gradually stretch

Some of the best positions are actually women on back variations.

Put a vibe on your clit and you may well have one of the most earth shattering orgasms. Ever. I cant last more than 20 seconds without coming this way. I temporarily lose the vision around the edges of my eyes. You may also find that your legs stiffen as you cum. Totally normal and you will recover

As long as you are respectful of your body and dont over indulge, it is safe. Some people do anal training to keep themselves open all the time but I personally dont think it's the way to go. Even though I have been regularly doing it for 4 years or so, I still need to use a plug. I prefer it that way.

Piles issue? Well that may be caused by the type of plug, or rather what it is made out of. Or the sphincter not be properly stretched slowly. That's why I switched to silicone. No issues now

It is entirely possible to do anal dry. I have on several occasions. But best to use lots of lube first

But my one golden rule is that if the man wants anal and is totally unprepared to deal with the gunk, then I would not do it. Period. That's part and package of the deal in my book.

phoenixashes9 · 19/07/2017 21:49

Also, someone said I'm scared of it hurting. It will hurt and badly too if the sphincter is tight. So yes going slow with fingers and then a plug would help. I get a little bit of discomfort on penetration but it does soon go. No where near as bad as breastfeeding latch on. But pain is subjective innit?

RebeccaWithTheGoodHair · 20/07/2017 11:47

to deal with the gunk

what is the gunk? (genuine question btw as I've never done it so not sure if it's extra 'stuff' to regular sex?)

lampshady · 20/07/2017 12:15

I'd recommend douching beforehand. That way I'm more relaxed and it feels cleaner.

Renarde75 · 20/07/2017 12:23

Poo Rebecca :-D

RebeccaWithTheGoodHair · 21/07/2017 11:59

Renarde thank you! This is a TMI question but surely if poo mixes with semen and lube you have one hell of a clearing up job afterwards?

Renarde75 · 21/07/2017 13:25

There really shouldnt be any poo inside the rectum, it should be in the bowl.But sometimes there are traces. You can always douche before anal though (I never have done)

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