buying lubrication ?

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How do I do it? Where from?

I've eyed up the offerings in Sainsbury's but can't bring myself to buy them unless they are over 18 only and have to be 'approved' at the self-checkout.'

I'm scared of buying on line too as you never know what the packaging is going to be like and the men at the post sorting office know me and where I work (I have an unusual name that's the same as someone famous). I've had a couple of mortifying incidents recently with things being deliverd to work (underwear) and (toys) - both had identifiable 'senders' details on the packaging. One was something like 'wankmonkey' or something and another came emblazoned with erotic shots.

Any suggestions? I swear I'm not a prude but I like to be discreet about things.

Go to a supermarket you don't normally go to? Order from Amazon so it'll come in Amazon packaging? Or search for an online store that uses discreet packaging?

Coconut oil!

Lovehoney

Do a good selection and discreet packaging.

I buy lube in Superdrug. Just chuck it in your basket with anything else you're buying. For other stuff try Love Honey. Discreet packaging.

Superdrug cherry is amazing.

Seriously, you have nothing to be embarrassed about. In fact, when you think about it, you should be proud of purchasing it.
"Yeah... I'm getting some..... So what biatches?"

A very large proportion of Amazon orders are sex toys, lube, flesh lights, outfits, sex dolls etc. This is because it all come in amazon packaging and unless you live abroad and it's opened at customs, there is no chance of anyone knowing what it is

You shouldn't be embarrassed about buying lube but I understand your reasons. Go to Boots, they won't bat an eyelid and there will be no "age confirmation required at till 12" kind of thing.

Good luck.

I hate ordering from Love Honey as it has LH Trading on the packaging which is well known now (and much giggled over at the post office counters/sorting offices). I ordered something from Amazon and it came from 'WankMonkey' so not doing that again!

I might have to go to Birmingham in a wig.

I just chuck it in my basket wherever I buy it tbh! Nobody bats an eyelid!

Just buy it. Nobody cares. I added it to my tesco order once and must admit to a slight worry before it was delivered in case it was out of stock and I had to discuss it on the doorstep with the delivery man. 'Sorry love, warming intimate lube was out of stock, will perfect glide be OK?' I suspect he would have been more embarrassed than me.

at Chopshopbusybusy

I might go to a supermarket I don't use normally and do it that way.

Do a click and collect order from boots

Just buy it from a shop. Seriously no one cares- almost everyone has sex, it's not a huge secret!

My husband was mortified when I put some Durex Play lube in the shopping trolley at Tesco. Crazy Git! That shit was on offer at £2! I popped on the conveyor along with my crunchy nut cornflakes, tomato soups and frozen pizza and didn't think twice about. If my husband wanted his fave nookie he had to get over it and let me buy it.

However, if you want to buy online, Bondara has no names on packaging. No identifying markings at all.

Nothing to add but actually LOL at the comment from Chopshopbusybusy

Buy from Amazon and check it's FBA (fulfilled by Amazon). Hat way you can ensure Amazin packaging. If it's fulfilled by seller, it'll be their packaging

Amazon, not amazin!

Can you not just buy it in the supermarket? The chances of the checkout op even noticing what they are scanning, particularly as most seem to be going for the record no of items scanned in a minute, will be very slim. Even if they do notice, they don't care a jot that someone is buying lube

Home Bargains £2.99!

Chuck it in the basket with huge bar of chocolate, box of tablets, shampoo and wraps nobody bats a eye-lid. It does flash a big sign saying she's buying lube! It just looks like another hair product bottle.

Meant it doesn't not does

I get my stuff from boots online. Just looks like an ordinary boots order

Online order from Superdrug. Free delivery over £10.

oh ffs OP stop being so prudish

Sliquid from lovehoney is great.