buying lubrication ?

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How do I do it? Where from?

I've eyed up the offerings in Sainsbury's but can't bring myself to buy them unless they are over 18 only and have to be 'approved' at the self-checkout.'

I'm scared of buying on line too as you never know what the packaging is going to be like and the men at the post sorting office know me and where I work (I have an unusual name that's the same as someone famous). I've had a couple of mortifying incidents recently with things being deliverd to work (underwear) and (toys) - both had identifiable 'senders' details on the packaging. One was something like 'wankmonkey' or something and another came emblazoned with erotic shots.

Any suggestions? I swear I'm not a prude but I like to be discreet about things.

Use the self scan at tesco, then you can put it in your shopping bag straight away so you won't even need to scan it at the checkout.

My local boots has 7 different kinds of lubricant (I counted) but does not sell tights. I wanted tights to wear in a normal way, not for any deviant sexual purposes you understand. I appreciate this does n't help you.

Fantastic brand called "Yes" lubricant, google it and buy it from their website, it's about £10 plus p&p and comes in a brown envelope through post

"Yes" can be got on prescription. It's fantastic.

You can buy yes and sylk online, straight from the supplier.

It's totally worth it. The suppliers understand that you're embarrassed, I don't think that you should be, but, equally, plain packaging is a welcome bonus.

Enjoy.

Ooooh, Dustpan!

Tell you a thing about yes -

it's available in water and oil based forms. If you are not relying on condoms or dental dams (oil based is not compatible) then bung in the oil one first to moisturise and then the water on top.

Oil and water don't mix. So, it's super, super slidey.

They are fecking geniuses.

I was going to say that I just get mine with the grocery shopping, but I'm now going to investigate Yes.

Have I missed something but just go into Ann summers and buy some. They have loads we use Ann summers tingly one it's better than durex.

Go to Halfords and get some WD-40, nobody will suspect a thing!

JackandDiane - odfod

Anyway, I went to Tesco way out of fucking town and bought some & whizzed it through the self checkout.

Ive ordered 'Yes' before and its great but Ive run out and - ahem - Ive got company tomorrow night so needed to be stocked up ready for action.

Loving some of these comments, especially the delivery driver having to explain the substitution.

Re Ann Summers, my local shop has real life wankers licking the windows and my local supermarket checkout staff all know me and (embarrasingly) comment on most items as they scan them.

You should get this discreet lube

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Str8cam-SPUNK-Hybrid-Cum-Lube/dp/B006X73KJ2/ref=sr111aait?ie=UTF8&qid=1474677457&sr=8-1&keywords=spunk+lube

I'm sure nobody would know haha

Glad the self scan worked out for you. That is the last thing I would do. everytime I self scan it either tells me there is an extra item or something has been removed then a cashier has to come fix the thing.

Yes, that was my nightmare LilQueenie

loving the SPUNK lube! Wonder what it tastes like!

"oh ffs OP stop being so prudish"

She's not very prudish if she's having sex toys delivered to work.

really odd. You are an adult, you have sex. Bizzaro

Afaik there's no age restriction on it at all- I know when I worked in a shop we didn't sell lube but there was no need to check ID for condoms so lube should be the same.

Other than that, Amazon is a good bet, no indication of whats inside!

As recommended, I ordered a couple of different (interesting!) ones from Amazon but they've gone missing.

They've apparently been signed for by Reception but Receptionist has no knowledge of the package.

Great. Just great.

I just scan at self service. Or dp and I walk in a shop like giggling teenagers and buy.
I got chatting to one of dc teachers at the self serve once. Quite embarrassing as I had to try not to look flustered as I became more flustered. Usually it wouldn't embarrass me but it did.

hahah at signing.
You poor thing!! Someone will open it to look. OMG your invoice will be in it

I know. The game will be up if it's opened and everyone will know that I'm shagging

LoveHoney send their stuff in discreet packaging,with absolutely no indication of where it's from or what's in it.

Janey50

LoveHoney stuff shows the sender as LHTradingLtd which everyone knows is LoveHoney. Its a standing joke at my local sorting office (i know people who work there so have LH stuff delivered to a local post office instead).

i dont know why
you should stand proud and say I AM HAVING SEXY TIME _ SO WHAT

at SEXY TIME.

No - will not be doing that as, thank god, somebody found it in the warehouse recycling with all the packaging. It was still sealed so I can continue to pretend that I lead a life of celebacy.

Stop being embarrassed, i bought some tingly mint from superdrug, no one batted an eyelid, ---and im a pensioner lol