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Erotic lactation

69 replies

lioncubofcintra · 13/08/2015 20:25

Really want to try this out with DP but not sure if it's possible for me to produce milk without being pg. Is it possible? Are there any mumsnetters who've tried it?

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StealthPolarBear · 13/08/2015 20:26

Umm

tethersend · 13/08/2015 20:35

Here you go Smile

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StealthPolarBear · 13/08/2015 20:38

Ooh tethers don't I'm getting all hot and flustered

hashtagwhatever · 13/08/2015 20:40

No, that can't actually be a real thing ?, really?

Glitteryarse · 13/08/2015 20:42

tethers Grin

AnneSansTete · 13/08/2015 20:44

What does 'trying it' involve? Do you have to think about milk and get horny at the same time.

anythingforaquietnight · 13/08/2015 20:47

Oh I just can't bring myself to Google this.

Oral manicure was more than enough of an education for one day.

MissDemelzaCarne · 13/08/2015 20:47

Surely it has to be full fat to be erotic?

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anythingforaquietnight · 13/08/2015 20:48

Oral pedicure!

MyCatIsABiggerBastardThanYours · 13/08/2015 20:49

Whole new meaning to milkshake!

eurochick · 13/08/2015 20:51

There are few things I find less erotic than lactating. Big leaky, veiny boobs.

Each to their own...

AnyFucker · 13/08/2015 20:51

Yes, I think we can safely say that the sex topic has enhanced the parenting site that is Mumsnet.

FernGullysWoollyPully · 13/08/2015 20:51

Apparently its breastfeeding an adult for kicks. In other words you'll need to induce lactation...wow Hmm

sugar21 · 13/08/2015 20:53

Is this the new milk from Morrison's?

BolshierAyraStark · 13/08/2015 20:53

Wtf, is this really a thing?!
I actually thought I'd read it all...

HelloNewman · 13/08/2015 20:55

Say, what now?

FernGullysWoollyPully · 13/08/2015 20:55

'fraid so Bolshier

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_lactation

sugar21 · 13/08/2015 20:58

My colleague said that her Dad used to have a quick slurp from her Mum and she didn't mind as long as he took his teeth out

CorBlimeyTrousers · 13/08/2015 20:58

I have looked for hand expressing videos on YouTube (for entirely wholesome reasons as I am trying to express colostrum in case my baby needs top-ups as I have diabetes in pregnancy). Anyway, some of them appeared to not necessarily be aimed at the 'pregnant woman who wants to learn how to express' market.

BolshierAyraStark · 13/08/2015 20:58

I am actually doing this face Hmm

Sparklingbrook · 13/08/2015 21:03

That sounds about the least erotic thing I have ever heard.

smallandimperfectlyformed · 13/08/2015 21:05

A while back I was looking up breastfeeding guides on Amazon as I struggled tremendously with my DD but soon found some rather gross 'erotic' literature about breastfeeding. Yuk!!

bikeandrun · 13/08/2015 21:11

Doesn't float my boat but doesn't seem to be the normal woman hating shite that most unusual sexual practices that I am sometimes find myself googling after reading something on mumsnet are

LuluJakey1 · 13/08/2015 22:10

I don't think I could be bothered with the faff of all the stuff that is done to actually produce milk but is it really any different to your DH/DP sucking your nipples during sex. I just thought all women enjoy that. Nipples are the second most erogenous zone in women and men's bodies. I love DH spending lots of time on mine. We both love it Grin DH reckons his are pretty insensitive and they don't do much for either of us.

Littlefrogletx · 13/08/2015 22:12

Its perfectly possible to lactate without being pregnant. There are a lot of specialist forums, lots if sub reddits on reddit.

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