So the shopping list for school essentials:
- screwdriver
- human skull
- portable sun
Anything else that the average school parent wouldn't think of?
Forgot to add previously that the drama teacher has sent the students off to steal borrow props from around the school - bowls from food tech, mop from the cleaner, etc etc. She said everyone is fed up with drama asking to borrow stuff, so it's better if they don't know
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