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the Bernera cafe/dog/legal aid saga - wtf?

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AuntieBiotics · 27/08/2026 20:44

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ced71ny99y5o

American woman living in Bernera is suing the local community run cafe because it would not admit her "emotional support" dog. She is being supported by the Ethnic Minorities Law Centre because Americans are ethnic minorities, and is being funded by Legal Aid. She wants £10k, which would shut them down.

I mean. What the actual fuck. Move to a tiny island with 250 people on it, claim you're being ostracised and harrassed and try to solve that by suing a charity? That'll sort it. And LEGAL FUCKING AID???

Claire Kellerman pictured with her mum actress Sally Kellerman in 1997. Claire has long, fair hair and wears a dark top and neck scarf. Sally has shoulder-length blonde hair and wears a black top, several gold necklaces and a red blazer. Both smile for...

Daughter of US actress sues Western Isles charity cafe over dog ban

Claire Kellerman, daughter of Sally Kellerman of M*A*S*H fame, has brought a case against a cafe in Great Bernera in the Outer Hebrides.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ced71ny99y5o

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SqueakyDinosaur · 28/08/2026 16:57

Blueandwhitestripey · 28/08/2026 16:20

Nonsense. It’s not about GDPR. Did you actually read the question what I asked?? They can discuss with me if they represent white Americans which is what I asked! I just referenced the case so they can be aware of the context and why I’m asking it.

It is a charity that receives grants including from taxpayers money, it bloody well is my business to ask!

If a “women’s charity” started funding a high profile case for a man would you be so quick to tell someone they shouldn’t be questioning it.

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Can you ask them about how they came to sue the wrong organisation, and what they are going to do about the fact that that organisation is £7,000 out of pocket? Thanks.

Blueandwhitestripey · 28/08/2026 17:06

SqueakyDinosaur · 28/08/2026 16:57

Can you ask them about how they came to sue the wrong organisation, and what they are going to do about the fact that that organisation is £7,000 out of pocket? Thanks.

Will do!

I’m just packing for a few days away so I won’t be on this thread again for a while but when I’m back I sure will call them back on the day/time we agreed and will report back here.

Additup · 28/08/2026 17:18

BoredZelda · 28/08/2026 15:47

“Looking crazy” is subjective. Neither of the women on the BBC article “look crazy” to me, or as if they are acting crazy. What you mean is “dressed differently” which is a whole different subjective.

I think they're both dressed quite 'normally'. I think it's a combination of the big hair and teeth and the masculine features of the smaller one that looks incongruous.

After reading around the news item I can see the shorter one is actually crazy based on some of the things said and done by them so the look does indeed match the personality.

Genevieva · 28/08/2026 17:49

Igneococcus · 28/08/2026 10:29

“I have every single person on the way to me, including Robert the Bruce and Mary Queen of Scots, in that line somewhere. The point I'm making is I'm Scottish.”

Somebody needs to explain pedigree collapse to her.

I saw a post from the community assocation shared on one of our local FB site (West coast but not island) a few days ago and they had reached £20K in donations. I assume it is a lot more now.

She’s deranged. My mother is a born and bred Scot, but I don’t call myself Scottish, because I wasn’t brought up in Scotland and I don’t have a Scottish accent. I think we are all probably descended from the early Kings of Scotland. I remember reading that most North West Europeans are descended from Edward III and that his father was nearly murdered the year before he was born, so with one change in history, none of us would exist.

Bigcat25 · 28/08/2026 18:00

She isn't trans. Just more transphobia.

MaidOfSteel · 28/08/2026 18:48

BoredZelda · 28/08/2026 15:50

Are you disabled? Do your fond memories mean an organisation can be discriminatory and that is ok?

I am disabled and fear that if this person wins the case, we will be setting up a free for all. Anyone with a pet will be able to label it an assistance annimal and take it absolutely anywhere they want. This person is making a mockery of anti disability discrimination laws.

I’ve donated to the community association. Good luck to them.

Jane379 · 28/08/2026 19:36

WearyAuldWumman · 28/08/2026 16:15

I think that the person in the dog saga is possibly being confused with someone else.

There was someone of that surname in a Wikipedia article yesterday, but it seems to be gone.

Thank you, that might well explain it.

I really don't think it's relevant unless there's convincing evidence Kellerman is. Being GC is about defending sex based rights, not accusing people of being trans based solely on looks. It's not like being a CF of ginormous proportions is a male pattern crime the way violent crimes are.

Thisposthasbeendeleted · 28/08/2026 20:48

The article is hilarious! I love the surreptitious use of quotation marks for words like "work" amongst the numerous actual quotes.
The paper is making its view clear without being explicit.

Kellerman claimed that she was set to sue five Stornoway businesses because “they were so adamant that I absolutely could not access their services” - with the dog in tow.

She's flippin unhinged!

"The point I'm making is I'm Scottish.”
“I couldn't be anything further from an entitled American. What I am is a very creative, very courageous, and very humble woman."

“They're just so mean, and then they band together and say I was aggressive.
“I'm not a wallflower, I'm not quiet, I'm American.”

So does she identify as Scottish or American?
She's so feckin entitled, whingy, and contradictory.

She claimed the cat her dog is said to have killed was the one who started it, claimed the cat left puncture wounds in the dog's leg, THEN said "the cat did not touch my dog"
A cat wouldn't stand a chance against an Australian cattle dog, nevermind a traumatised one!

"could everyone please exit my colon?"
😆

I'm getting Trump vibes:
“I am so sane it's scary. I'm so sane."

BallerinaFall · 29/08/2026 07:33

THE MAIL BUT GIVES SOME EXTRA INFORMATION:

Bathed in the late summer sunshine on the western fringes of the Isle of Lewis, it's easy to see why Great Bernera, with its white sandy beaches and ancient history, might appear the perfect balm for a troubled soul.
And so it must have seemed for 62-year-old Claire Kellerman, a self-described mystic healer, when she first washed up on the tiny Hebridean outcrop (population 250) two summers ago, following an early life of privilege in Hollywood, shot through with unbearable heartache.
Yet 'healing' and 'peace' have been in short supply since her arrival.

This week it emerged that Claire – who is the adopted daughter of the late MAS*H actress Sally Kellerman, whose portrayal of blonde US Army nurse Major 'Hot Lips' Houlihan in the original 1970 film beguiled audiences – is embroiled in a bitter dispute with two community groups, who now say they face financial ruin as a result.
The extraordinary saga began almost as soon as Claire arrived on Lewis in 2023, and reached its nadir last summer when she moved to the remote community of Great Bernera and was told her Australian cattle dog Tarkina was not welcome in a local cafe.
Now she is suing the owners of the cafe – a community-run charity – saying Tarkina is an assistance dog and she is being discriminated against as a disabled person. In a move that has further outraged locals she is getting taxpayers to foot her costs through legal aid.
At her modest housing association bungalow, reached at the end of a road amid wide stretches of moorland and heather, Claire insists it is she who is the victim.
Speaking exclusively to the Daily Mail she describes the campaign against her as a 'witch hunt', and says: 'I'm not going anywhere.

'I live here because I am a songwriter, and have skills in Celtic mystic healing of trauma, and I can help facilitate people's healing.
'I have only moved here in peace and to share the joy.'
After a peripatetic early adult life which saw her dabble in opera, train the dogs of Hollywood celebrities including Julie Andrews, and work for a time in land management on the Hawaiian island of Maui, she arrived in the Hebrides convinced she had found her nirvana.
She may have been drawn to Scotland as her father was Scottish, but she says locals were hostile from the outset. 'I've been attacked in church and on the streets. An old lady said, 'You don't look disabled'. And then a 93-year-old said, 'Why would you want to be in a place you're not welcome?' And it's like, I'm brand new here. I really don't get it. I'm not an a***e from America, OK, I'm a really caring, loving woman who is being targeted.'
Claire claims she was met with disproportionate anger last summer when she attempted to take Tarkina into the Bernera Community Association cafe in the island's main settlement of Breaclete. 'They were screaming at me, 'Get out! We can't have dogs in here. It says no dogs allowed on the cafe door'.'
She insists she tried to reason with staff that her dog was an assistance dog and should be allowed in. 'All I wanted was an apology,' she says. When none was forthcoming, she raised an action under the Equality Act of 2010.
Her case is now being handled by a small Glasgow-based firm, the Ethnic Minorities Law Centre, which normally deals with ethnic minority and asylum seeker claims, and will be heard at Stornoway Sheriff Court, in Lewis's capital next year. Locals have a different take on events.
When the Mail approached shopkeepers on Bernera and in Stornoway this week they described a 'rude', 'aggressive and 'threatening' woman who has 'weaponised her dog' and often reduces staff to tears.
They told us Claire often appears armed with a lawyer's letter proclaiming her rights, something she doesn't deny.
One shopkeeper said: 'I'm just petrified of her, I'm petrified of what she is capable of doing, legally wise. And I think the whole town are. But I don't want to be bullied like this.'
Claire dismisses her depiction as a bully: 'The narrative says I'm aggressive, because I am 5ft 10in and I am loud. You know, that feels threatening to someone who's trying to break the law.'
To further muddy the already murky waters, her lawyers initially sued the wrong company, targeting the similarly named Great Bernera Community Development Trust, which was forced to run up a £7,500 legal bill defending itself from the erroneously issued writ.3

Even though the trust was successful in court, it was unable to recover costs from Claire because she is protected by her legal aid status. Now it, like the Bernera Community Association (BCA), faces ruin. And while it may seem incongruous that someone who grew up in privilege in the Hollywood Hills needs to rely on council housing and legal aid, Claire insists she is not wealthy.
'My parents were millionaires in the Eighties and Nineties, and then they were poverty stricken for the last 15 years of their lives,' she claims.
Poverty may also await those she feels have crossed her. Both the community development trust and the BCA have launched appeals for financial help. And while the BCA's fundraiser has topped £20,000, a source claimed it could need at least £60,000 to meet legal bills if it wins – and double that if it loses.
Local Labour Member of the Scottish Parliament Donald MacKinnon has urged the Scottish Legal Aid Board to review the 'potentially devastating' decision to award aid to Claire Kellerman, saying BCA was 'a small charity doing important work in a rural community in Lewis'.
He added: 'This absurd case is putting the survival of their organisation at risk.'
The legal aid board insists the application was handled 'in line with all legal aid rules and guidance'.
Claire, too, is standing firm, saying: 'No one should be attacked who's disabled, and I'm protected by law.'
She complains there is no register for assistance dogs in the UK, so no one can tell them apart from pet dogs. 'A person doesn't have to look disabled to be disabled,' she says.
She adds: 'I have been targeted. I have not weaponised my dog, my dog is there to support me.'
When the case next comes before the courts in February, her disability will inevitably come under scrutiny. She claims it is born of severe childhood trauma and a past full of 'everyone's abuse, neglect, abandonment, death, loss of me'.
She says she's been 'permanently disabled' since October 27, 2015, but declined to go into detail, saying there was no need to unlock her 'entire private closet full of history'.
That closet is as colourful as any biopic. For a start, her birth mother was actually Sally Kellerman's older sister, Diana, who gave up her daughter when the child was just five.
Her father was a young Scottish academic named Ian Graham, whom Diana had met when both worked for a non-profit think-tank in Malibu, California. But when Diana later revealed she was in a lesbian relationship with a musician called Gloria, she agreed to leave the marriage and not to contact her daughter until she was 18.
In Sally Kellerman's 2013 memoir, Read My Lips: Stories Of A Hollywood Life, she says of Diana's extraordinary decision: 'She was convinced that Claire's life would be easier, considering the times and the intolerance, if she herself was out of [it].' In truth the bold move left Claire profoundly lonely.

She tells us: 'I would sing to the empty couch and pretend my mom was there because she had just left. My dad only had Beatles records, so I would just sing Let It Be, or Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds at the top of my lungs.'
Fresh tragedy struck when her father became ill with Parkinson's disease and couldn't look after Claire properly, so Sally Kellerman wrote to her sister Diana (who was living in the South of France) and asked if she could adopt Claire. Diana agreed, as did Ian, who died in 1976 shortly before Claire's 11th birthday.
Sally acknowledges in the book that it was hard for the teenage Claire, who also felt 'squeezed out' when the actress met and married a man 14 years her junior.
'Loss had defined her young life,' Sally wrote. 'Then, to top it all off . . . she got me as the consolation prize. It must have been scary to have grown up with a high-strung, singer-actress aunt-mom.'
Claire was at college and Sally was 52 when she and her husband adopted newborn twins Jack and Hannah, something she hoped 'would give Claire more of a stable, family life'.
When the Mail contacted Claire's stepbrother, Jack, in California, he confirmed that their parents 'took good care' of all three children, flying them by private jet to skiing holidays in Sun Valley, Idaho, and paying for Claire's then boyfriend to come along. 'They were there for all of us, no matter what,' he said.
It was a cosseted life: 'She got everything she wanted. My parents always took care of her. They bought her a house.'
Growing up, Jack remembered Claire as 'very spiritual and into nature, and a health nut', but her relationship with both her adoptive parents was 'always rocky'.
He said: 'I don't really know why. I don't know if Claire got jealous of my twin sister and me being adopted as well. She could be very sweet, but we are not close. We don't speak much.'
He said he hadn't been in contact with her since she moved to the Hebrides but wasn't surprised by the row: 'She's always been the kind of person who likes to make small issues into big ones. I'm glad she loves her dog, but I don't think what she's doing is very cool.'
His sentiments were echoed by Kutira Decosterd, the manager of an eco-retreat on Maui, and who knew Claire when she lived there. She put it bluntly: 'She was always an outspoken woman and I think she probably still is.'
Publicist Alan Eichler, who managed Sally Kellerman's career until her death four years ago from heart failure, said: 'Sally had a way of shutting things out that she didn't want to deal with, but she never lost her love for Claire.
'I got the impression Claire is a very mixed-up person.'
It's a conclusion Claire herself would recognise, although she insists therapy has helped her come to terms with her mother's abandonment and a series of family deaths, including that of her stepsister, Hannah, from a drug overdose at the age of just 27, and that of her adoptive father.
Claire tells the Mail: 'I was five. Like I was bonded to this woman, and she just left. Never wrote. Never called. Never postcarded. I was angry for 20 years, but now I see her pain and her trauma through my own lens of my healing and I have nothing but compassion for all of them.'
Whether she can extend that same compassion to the good folk of Great Bernera remains to be seen.
Additional reporting by Barbara McMahon in Los Angeles.

QueenCamillaMW · 29/08/2026 07:49

She is clearly very unwell. One of those people who thrives on feeling like a victim and upsetting others.

I hope that the BCA receive lots more donations as a result of this article. And that her legal aid status is thoroughly looked at.

AuntieBiotics · 29/08/2026 08:01

Skills in mystic celtic healing - definitely what they need on a remote island. And she managed to swing a social house??

Doesn't seem many people on the islands have a good word to say about her. She has a history of being stroppy and litigious, expects everyone to dance to her tune and accommodate her needs/wants. Clearly very unwell and unable to see that this is not the way to integrate yourself in ANY community. I wonder if anyone in Orkney has similar tales about her time there?

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JacknDiane · 29/08/2026 08:11

So is this Clare person trans? Did I read that here?

AuntieBiotics · 29/08/2026 08:15

JacknDiane · 29/08/2026 08:11

So is this Clare person trans? Did I read that here?

Unfounded speculation. I don;'t think she is. And it doesn't matter in this case which is not sex-specific.

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poodlemum01 · 29/08/2026 08:32

as I said earlier, it will come down to whether she can prove she has a disability of the type that necessitates the dog coming everywhere with her in an assistance dog capacity. If she's being vague to reporters on what that disability is, she won't get away with that in a court - they will demand all sorts of medical reports and assessments. I speak from experience.

ChippySeagulls · 29/08/2026 08:47

I wonder the same about how did she get social housing @AuntieBiotics. During our recent visit we heard a lot of stories about the lack of available affordable housing (including the airBnB problem reducing rental stock) and the impact, e.g. younger people leaving the islands and small cafes and restaurants closing because they can't get staff because of housing problems.

Yet this lady arrived a couple years ago and has secured a council bungalow. Very strange.

Scoffingbiscuits · 29/08/2026 10:42

@poodlemum01 What 's the alternative to proving disability though? Are you saying that you want self-id?

Thisposthasbeendeleted · 29/08/2026 11:29

'I live here because I am a songwriter, and have skills in Celtic mystic healing of trauma, and I can help facilitate people's healing.
'I have only moved here in peace and to share the joy.'

There should be a spunk emoji for stuff like this. This'll have to do 💦
No bloody wonder the locals can't stand her.

lalalagarden · 29/08/2026 12:29

Thisposthasbeendeleted · 29/08/2026 11:29

'I live here because I am a songwriter, and have skills in Celtic mystic healing of trauma, and I can help facilitate people's healing.
'I have only moved here in peace and to share the joy.'

There should be a spunk emoji for stuff like this. This'll have to do 💦
No bloody wonder the locals can't stand her.

In my experience people who say this sort of stuff about mystic healing blah are the worst, the first to be nasty and vindictive. Every bloody time.

Thisposthasbeendeleted · 29/08/2026 12:41

lalalagarden · 29/08/2026 12:29

In my experience people who say this sort of stuff about mystic healing blah are the worst, the first to be nasty and vindictive. Every bloody time.

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Oh, no doubt.
@BallerinaFall that article is deadly.
(I'm an Irish interloper - let me play round your door!)

SirChenjins · 29/08/2026 14:08

I'm confused (easily done...) - why is the BCA facing such a high legal bill even if it wins? Confused

AuntieBiotics · 29/08/2026 14:15

I think because the litigious arsehole is being funded by Legal Aid (i.e. the rest of us) and Legal Aid can't fund costs for the other side.

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QueenCamillaMW · 29/08/2026 14:18

On her LinkedIn profile, Ms Kellerman, who is Californian, describes herself as “rippling beauty around the world” and states: “I live by the guidance that follows my prayers, asking always: how can I be of Sacred Service?”.

Where do we start...? 😆

WearyAuldWumman · 29/08/2026 14:19

SirChenjins · 29/08/2026 14:08

I'm confused (easily done...) - why is the BCA facing such a high legal bill even if it wins? Confused

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I made enquiries about a civll case against a contractor. I was warned that even if I won, I wouldn't be allowed to claim my. legal costs.

GreenFootstool · 29/08/2026 14:38

SirChenjins · 29/08/2026 14:08

I'm confused (easily done...) - why is the BCA facing such a high legal bill even if it wins? Confused

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Even if they win, the lawyers still need to be paid.

Given Kellerman has legal aid and a housing association home, it's safe to assume she has bugger all money. Although if it turns out she has assets, it would be interesting to see whether she was actually entitled to that property.

As I understand it, the court have discretion on whether or not to award costs (expenses in Scotland) to the winner. However the amount is calculated on preset tables and usually amounts to about 60% of the actual costs.

So even if the cafe were awarded a "full"reimbursement of their legal costs, Kellerman has no money to pay it, and even if it turns out she has the money, it he cafe will only get a proportion of what they had to spend.

Same if she wins - the cafe may have to pay a proportion of her costs and any compensation awarded.

GreenFootstool · 29/08/2026 14:38

WearyAuldWumman · 29/08/2026 14:19

I made enquiries about a civll case against a contractor. I was warned that even if I won, I wouldn't be allowed to claim my. legal costs.

I think that comes down to the value of the claim as well?