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BloodyDogHairs · 14/08/2015 18:46

everyone asks "where's the wean?" instead of their actual name Smile

So what's your "you know your scottish" thing? and favourite word.

My favourite word is Sleekit or Glaiket Grin

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TopazRocks · 15/08/2015 22:17

BTW where's the poster called 'glaikitfizzog' these days? I suppose mine would be knowing what that poster's user name meant. Grin

Mrsjayy · 15/08/2015 22:18

Yer ma's a fanny irnbru advert was funny though Grin

BlueThursday · 15/08/2015 22:18

You're not wrong mrsjayy

Mrsjayy · 15/08/2015 22:20

Our van has just been dh usual cry anybody want the van has just rung round the house.

prettybird · 15/08/2015 22:28

I've met Glaikitfizzog. She's lovely! Smile

She comes along to Woolly Hugs meetups but we "meet" more on Facebook now.

mayaknew · 15/08/2015 22:31

We call the van "the icey" Grin

We don't really see them much now though Sad

BloodyDogHairs · 15/08/2015 22:33

No icey round my bit, probably a good thing tho!

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TopazRocks · 15/08/2015 22:41

prettybird, I was sure she wasn't really a glaikitfizzog. GrinPlease she is okay.

I never knew till tonight that us Scots had our own wee corner on MN. Smile When did that start?

TopazRocks · 15/08/2015 22:42

pleased, I meant!

BlueThursday · 15/08/2015 22:45

A few months now topaz although until today we've mostly been whinging about the weather!

prettybird · 15/08/2015 22:47

Scotsnet has been around for a few months. It was requested to Mumsnet to stop the confusion that sometimes occurs when we post for advice/comments and despite stating that we're in Scotland get misunderstood. For example - people being surprised that we're back at school ready.

TheTroubleWithAngels · 15/08/2015 22:53

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TopazRocks · 15/08/2015 23:15

I was whinging about weather on a thread a few weeks ago. Maybe that was Scotsnet and I'm jist not very observant. Off to bed now. We had naice sun today. Local Highland Games tomorrow so no doubt it'll rain. Smile

BloodyDogHairs · 15/08/2015 23:19

Peelywally....I always say to my ds he's that colour, more so this summer Sad

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Mrsjayy · 15/08/2015 23:40

BDH if there was an icey round your bit im pretty sure they wouldnt be sell 99s and Irn bru Grin

bellacullen18981 · 16/08/2015 01:53

You know what you'll get a sweety when the van comes means!
Bolt ya rocket!
Awayn bile yer Heid!
Awayn raffle yer donut!
Oan yer bike!
That'll be shinin bright!
Af yer nut!
See ye efter!
Pishin doon!
Honkin!
Cuttin aboot!
Stoatin aboot!
Love this thread lol xx

BloodyDogHairs · 16/08/2015 09:02

Grin Grin mrsjay

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ssd · 16/08/2015 11:05

here's one for your mums and dads

"Oh where is the Glasgow where i used to stay, with white wally closes done wi' pipe clay

Where you knew every neighbour, from first floor to third, and to keep your door shut was considered absurd.

Where are the weans that once played in the street, wi a jorrie a peerie a gird wi a cleet

Can they still cadge a hudgie or dreep off the dyke, play hunch cuddy hunch kick the can and the like.

Where is the wee shop where i used to buy a quarter o tatties a tuppeny pie, a bag o broke biscuits a wee sodie scone, and the wummin' aye asked "hows yer maw gettin oan"

Where is the tallys that i knew so well, the wee corner shop where they used to sell , hot peas, a McCallum, ice cream in a poke, you knew they were tallies the minute they spoke.

Where is the cludgie that cosy wee cell the string frae the cistern i remember it well, where i sat wi a caunle and studied the nags, a win for the rangers defeat for the jags.

Where is the tram car that once did a ton doon the great western road on the old yoker run, the conductress aye knew how to deal with a nyaff, if yer gaun well come oan if yer no then get aff!

I think o the days o my tenement hame, we've got fancy hooses but there no just the same, i'll swap yer gizzunders flyovers and jams, for a tuppeny ride on the old partick tram.

Gone is the glesga that i used to know, big wullie, wee shooie, the steamy, the co, the shilpit wee bachle and glaikit big dreep, yer baws on the slate and yer gas at a peep.

Those days werny rosy and money was tight, the wages hauf finished by setturday night, but still we came thru it and weathered the the ruts, the reason is simple, "Our Parents Had Guts" .

IHaveBrilloHair · 16/08/2015 11:38

We don't have an icey van but that's probably because I live opposite the police station Grin

prettybird · 16/08/2015 11:58

...when you know what a "Wally Close" is (or even a Half Wally Close) Grin

Tootssweet · 16/08/2015 12:01

I miss having a proper icey. I live in England & all they actually sell is ice creamGrin

I will never forget the look on dp's face when I bought him 20 fags off the icey & in the chippy. ShockConfusedShockGrin Or something like that!

Does anyone remember taking a big bowl out to the icey (usually as treat on Sunday) to get it filled up with ice cream for the family? Or was that just our street?

Mrsjayy · 16/08/2015 12:28

Och yes we had dinner at my nanas on a sunday and out you would go with your bowl for your 4 scoops sometimes you would get a flake on top

IHaveBrilloHair · 16/08/2015 13:18

You can buy fags at the Indian takeaway round the corner from here, not at the chippy though.
Ooh, Scottish chippy food, king rib, white pudding, haggis, smoked sausage, pizza crunch, all lovely

BloodyDogHairs · 16/08/2015 18:20

I live right beside a indian takeaway and chippy, it's pure murder in the summer when the dc's are out playing and all I can smell is chicken pakora and chippy chips!

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