You know your Scottish when....

[BloodyDogHairs]

everyone asks "where's the wean?" instead of their actual name

So what's your "you know your scottish" thing? and favourite word.

My favourite word is Sleekit or Glaiket

When your kids start drooling at the thought of haggis pizza

And on the 3 or so days of the year that the sun has shone this year, many a hied would be skelpit

When any cold drink that isn't water, alcoholic or milky is called juice.

Bunker.

Why? Its a kitchen bench! Btw I lived in Scotland for years & visit as often as I can. Love the place!

Taps affffff !!!

Maya taps aff

fizzy juice = coke or something.

Laughing at all of these.

I love...Ben the room, bawbag, and hoachin'.

Taps aff is fairly new to the Scots' lexicon but yes museumum 18 degrees is considered positively balmy in these here parts indeed.

Bahookie. As in "mind yer bahookie".

A nicer way to say "arse". Or "erse".

I used to love waiting on the Bon Accord juice delivery when I was wee!

tabulah, unless it's fizzy in which case it's ginger

There used to be coal bunkers in the kitchen. The lid was used as a work surface.

Having to remember not to ask for a "slice roll"

Ginger's mostly a Glaswegian thing though...most other places that's just fizzy juice.

Was the Alpine lorries back in my day BloodyDogHairs

you ken the diff between bawbag and bawjaws!

mawbroon haggis pakora surely

You know you're Scottish when your hair is always a la Monica

and your hangover cure is a cold ginger

Must be Glaswegian then as I would never say fizzy juice
I used to confuse English colleagues with talk of puggies and cans of ginger in pubs..

Dugs baws

saltnsauce is a question you have a sworn answer to

When the wee ned's have drunk their buckfast and want a "square go" that might just be my area tho

we used to get a poke of sweets
And ginger

When you went to a funeral there was a purvey afterwards

I like stooshie and clype

Gonnae Gie's...

a swally, a haun, two's up, etc.