You know your Scottish when....

[BloodyDogHairs]

everyone asks "where's the wean?" instead of their actual name

So what's your "you know your scottish" thing? and favourite word.

My favourite word is Sleekit or Glaiket

'Honks of jobbies'

For some reason that is really making me laugh!

I always use 'How come' or when I'm really annoyed & the weegie accent kicks in 'How no' with my English colleagues to blank faces. I am quite proud that I have got outwith into a couple of our formal documents (which is hard as my boss is a right bugger for proof reading everything!)

Hogmanay as a wean consisted of:

Only an Excuse
Scotch and Wry (latterly Still Game)
Tam the Gun (wee soul)
Jackie Bird in a god awful dress

The hogmany show is filmed in October my cousin was on it 1 year and told me OCTOBER the cousin isnt famous btw he is a session musician just in case you think im related to phil cunningham

IHaveBrilloHair I raise you 'pan breed'

Wank, Wank, Good Guy, Wank.

The whole thing mrsjayy?? Well at least if you're part of it you can still go out and get stoatious for the bells

Anyone have Loch Lomond or 500 miles as the last dance at their wedding

bluethursday we were at an English wedding recently and asked the DJ for 500 miles, and our group of Scots were gaein it laldy on the dancefloor, it's a classic!

The studio bit and the happy new year bit after the bells

Loch Lomond at the end of a wedding makes me cry every time ! That song does something to me

Steak and link pie.

as well as never calling your son Ned, you never answer anyone in here by calling them hun

You can tell I'm posh Glaswegian (from Bearsden/Milngavie so dh insists I'm not a proper Glaswegian ): I'd never heard of "ginger" referring to all fizzy drinks until I started going out with him. I also didn't use the expression "juice" for drinks (unless I meant "juice" ). For that I blame the fact we were newly arrived from South Africa when I was wee, so my parents wouldn't have used the term.

I now say juice for all drinks but can't make myself say "ginger" for fizzy drinks.

blue we had Loch Lomond as our last dance at our wedding. Love it, the best bit is when everyone joins hands and runs into the middle. Such good memories

definitely use ginger, same as a piece an sausage

I saw Runrig Donnies last ever tour at Stirling Castle i may have burst into tearsgot a bit emotional at Loch Lomond

I dont say ginger either, did you know Ginger means irn bru nothing else

My parents were at Loch Lomond where the live version was recorded. My DM is convinced she can be heard

nah, ginger is aff the van

And of course the van is where you can buy everything from ice cream to nappies to Askit powders to eccies

Rab McGlinshy interpreting for the neds

I've been told Ginger is usually because what Scot drinks anything else? but not exclusively Irn Bru.

Ah see I'm in the minority and absolutely hate irn bru

I love irn bru but hate their adverts now, the snowman was good but the recent ones were shechkt

Im sure you can hear your mum bet she is prodding you at every wedding you have ever been at this is my bit