Threesomes

[Ericasmum]

Does anyone know of a safe and reputable site for bf and i to find a female for a threesome??

In a word? No!

you're local gumtree should do it. Place an ad.

Cbeebies Third and Bird?

there are plenty of female's at our local farm.... female chickens, goats, cows.....

There's a Wanted section on MN.

Ericasmum, your daughter would be so proud

anyone know a safe and reputable man?

Wait til a female crosses your bridge.

I'll do it for a Sherbert Fountain

But would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

here

go on, click it, you know you want to

here

Freecycle.

Swinging heaven or local swingers.. Heaven is free and has an advert section and a forum.

God, no. My idea of a NIGHTMARE. Anyway, you go ahead. Don't mind me.

having a threesome? i would get rid of partner straight away if he wanted other women! whatever floats your boat!

I guess if he could get another woman it would save me a job, after all I have someone to clean, someone to iron.........just another wifely duty taken care of.

Maybe the op has a point??? I'd take myself out of the equation and walk the dog. (no, that's not a euphemism)

It's all fine if that's what the op wants but it doesn't take much 'googling' to find sites for those sort of activities.

PS OP-no site is safe and reputable when looking for random sex partners.

We had an au pair once who was very attractive. (total bunny-boiler mind you, but that's another story) Loads of people said 'how can you have her in the house around your husband?' and I said 'Frankly, if she'll take care of that once a week on top of all the other chores I'll give her a bonus.'

Sadly, she was SOOOO completely mad, my DH wouldn't have touched her with a ten foot barge pole. Not that he has a ten foot barge pole, but it's perfectly adequate.

Be naughty.com (I think it's .com)

There you are, OP. Angelcat666 is your girl. Forget the website, just get her number.

Bet angelcat has a profile on there ha

not quite. I didn't get that far

I was googling for Match.com, which I am on and this one came up too. I'd heard of it from a magazine article and couldn't resist looking. I did have to register but didn't put up a profile. Okay, I admit having been single for...ahem 10 years...I did consider using it but couldn't go through with it. Casual sex just isn't me.

Problem is I can't find a way to unregister cos every time I do it just keeps taking me to the fill in profile bit

piss off with your threesome tweesomes. Lacking-in-imagination-nutburger you.

What's wrong with seven you poof. Or the square root of fifteen?