- The husband came home wondering what his wife?s answer was to the threesome question.
As he walked in through the door his wife was standing there in sexy see through lingerie.
The wife proclaimed 'I have thought about it and said yes to it'.
At this the husband and wife ran up with stairs to their bedroom, and the wife handcuffed him in bed.
The husband asked 'So who is the third? Is it Suzy from across the street or is it your best friend Jenny'?
The wife replied, "No, I have thought of it long and hard and I have found the perfect person."
Husband asked, "Who?"
Wife said, "John, our gay neighbour."
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- I ended up with an older woman last night. She looked pretty good for a 50-year-old. In Fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself think that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit (well, more than a bit) we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I had ever had a "Sportsman's Double??
"What's that?? I asked
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," She said
"Oh!? I said as my mind began to embrace the idea.
"No, I haven't.? And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.
We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was "My lucky night."
I went back to her place. We walked in, she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
"MOM! You still awake?!"