Morning breath and sex

[illgetyoubutler]

Hate it? Or dont you care?
How do you deal with it?

I have a rather fetching bright purple and cerise Gok Wan shower cap going spare if that'll do Mal?

Mal.

No. Just. NO.

I'm sure I saw some programme where a bloke had one of those for his blow up doll Mal.

I get nauseous on swings which would be off putting. The stairs are very accommodating and a little firmer under foot IMO.

Ah but the swing has lots of potentional...

Stairs are no good for me, I like comfort , plus my front door has glass panels.
Thanks for the offer of a shower cap MW, I think I'll stick to my Minnie Mouse ears. DH has got the Goofy hat, complete with ears. There's something subversive about using Disney merchandise as sex aids. I hope you realise I'm not being entirely serious - or am I ?

Womby - where's your

WFS X

DF X

This is one of the funniest threads I've read for ages. I am howling with laughter.

Thank you.

Dh and I are very much early risers (ahem). There's always been more morning sex than evening sex for us.

DEFLUFFY!

I had a little namechange to MalsFlannel for a while and completely eschewed all such sign offs!

WFS
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Dodgy knees eh Mal?

From behind!

MalsFlannel- I see what you and Mal are up to you buggers are trying to make me lose weight by throwing up everytime I read more on flannels, whiffy cocks and oh fuck .

Clever, very clever

Embraces Womby back

DF (formerly FS) xx

I know.... whiffy cocks is just so....EEEEEK

WFS

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