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Three cheers for LITEROTICA!!!

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NoHandsNeeded · 19/05/2010 20:59

Have name-changed.

A while ago, someone named VicarInAtutu (I think) asked advice about how to spice things up in the bedroom (or wherever) and someone suggested that she reads Literotica.

Well, curiosity got the better of me, so I googled it and all I can say is WOW! I never knew that it even existed and boy, I am glad I found it. I had my first 'no-hands' orgasm reading a story on there. I just started reading one of the stories, got all hot and bothered and the next minute !!!!! NEVER happened to me before - bloomin' heck, marvelous stuff.

Just wanted to say a big thank you to the person who made that suggestion - mwah, mwah, mwah!

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VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 19/05/2010 21:01

Have you also found Scarlet Magazine? It is sold in most supermarkets in the womens lifestyle bit but that is quite good as well (if you aren't near a computer)

Callisto · 19/05/2010 21:04

I recently discovered the wonders of Literotica and DH is deffo benefitting...

Some of the writing is hilariously bad though.

MuthaHubbard · 19/05/2010 21:06

it may have been me that recommended it! hope so if you enjoyed it so much!!!!!

some of the stories are a bit on the 'wild' side but some are very beneficial!!

Thediaryofanobody · 19/05/2010 21:07

There a lot of audio books on itunes for adults, not that I've ever bought one mind.

NoHandsNeeded · 19/05/2010 21:08

Hi Voulez, no, I'm not from the UK and I have only read a couple of stories on Literotica so far (can't wait to properly 'navigate' the rest of the site). I always used to read Mills & Boons before, but now there's no turning back.

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NoHandsNeeded · 19/05/2010 21:10

MuthaHubbard, I love you forever!

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VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 19/05/2010 21:18

Pah, mills and boon suck!

EmilyStrange · 19/05/2010 21:22

Any in particular you recommend?

HideMyPhone · 19/05/2010 21:24

I'm off to google it right now!

Alouiseg · 19/05/2010 21:25

I'll take credit for the recommendation. I keep suggesting it all over Mn.

Fantastic isn't it?!

NoHandsNeeded · 19/05/2010 21:27

Well Emily, a story named 'Hindsight' did (and still does) it for me (might not be every one's cup of tea though).

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ShowOfHands · 19/05/2010 21:36

I had a look at Literotica once. Involuntary laughter here. Probably looking in the wrong bit but it was terrible.

It's all "then Jimbob stuffed his pulsating wang in Mary Sue's fandango and she literally exploded with the horn".

Priceless.

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NoHandsNeeded · 19/05/2010 21:44

Could you point me in the right direction please?

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CheeeseOnToast · 19/05/2010 22:45

All the women seem to get, um, rather wet in those stories don't they? I've read a couple and all the women seem to have rather a lot of fluid swishing about - do men find that a turn on do you think? The ones I read were written by men, I think. Interesting site though, some stories better than others though...

ThatVikRinA22 · 19/05/2010 22:56

oh well im glad someone is having a good time!

if you liked literotica then you should also look at cliterati.com

i keep finding my own thread for future reference. ha ha!

CrankyTwanky · 19/05/2010 22:56

Lol, I would pay darn good money to read cliterature penned by SoH's fair hand.

ineedabodytransplant · 19/05/2010 22:59

It was me!!!!!

April 12th just chek the threads.

I finally got a woman aroused.....I think!!

ThatVikRinA22 · 19/05/2010 23:03

check out solid gold brass' site too....(shall i bump my thread? ooer)

there is one particular book on there that i want but i need to ask DH how to sort out the money, and i bottled asking him.

SGB also recommended some very very enlightening sites.

ShowOfHands · 19/05/2010 23:06

I have never written anything filthy in my life.

It's certainly not available on a website near you.

Oh no no no.

ineedabodytransplant · 19/05/2010 23:11

SoH, which website isn't in on then?

Purely out of curiosity of course, so I know which sordid sites to avoid. Got to watch the blood pressure..cough,cough

no ulterior motive at all..........

ShowOfHands · 19/05/2010 23:14

No idea what you're talking about.

ineedabodytransplant · 19/05/2010 23:18

Well don't tell me then....

selfish so and so. If I end up on the wrong type of site then I will only have you to blame.

Gonna sulk now...puckered lower lip(sorry no emoticon)

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