So does anyone here know how you 'do' Tantric Sex?

[Easy]

well, if Sting looks so good on it?

pmsl easy hope my dh doesnt see this

??? what is this please

just googled
tantric

I was just about to start a thread asking if Sting's wife is the happiest woman on earth, to be envied by all, or the most pitiable martyr?

I can never make up my mind whether he's absolutely gorgeous or absolutely repulsive. Still not sure. Maybe by the end of his set...

Is Trudie aging as well as Sting? Maybe the tantric sex is REALLY making her look old (haven't seen any pics of her for yonks)

sounds fantastic, how is it done

Right Kama. Sounds great if it works, but how do you DO it?

there are courses apparently. sounds fab doesn't it?

Urrrrm Courses.

I'm imaging 12 naked couples in a draughty village hall

imagining, even

easy, when I think of that sort of course thats exactly what I imagine!

pmsl
all in a line now u but ur danglies here and she puts her bits there

all together now class

All with blotchy skin, and goose-pimples

lmao easy

dh just said he remembers watching eurotrash and there was a class like that in germany

Sounds like bloody hard work. What's wrong with going to sleep afterwards? Who has time to f* for 15 hours anyway? Whose children would tolerate it and go and get their own cornflakes?

And when would we ever find the time! Jeez I can't find the time or enegy for a quick ten minutes!!!

I do tantric celibacy.
Thanks to my OH.

I do tantric sleep (oooh I wish) and tantric shopping!

Can you do tantric shouting and nagging ?

Or tantric stuffing your face with chocs?

apparently dh says Sting said he was misquoted on the tantric sex thing...( but it hasn't done him any harm!)

Sting said he was going to teach Trudi tantric shopping - where she went shopping all day and didn't buy anything

Ahem, don't knock the tantric thing until you've tried it

i thought you just, erm, put the plug in the socket so to speak and looked at each other and concentrated on feelings and sh*t, but didnt move anything! sounded deathly dull and could picture us falling asleep during that!!

couldnt open that link for some reason, so have no idea if i am misinformed, but whole thing sounds suspiciously new agey, and im really not into the whole connect with gaia light a candle suck a crystal change your name to moonstone check out your aura stick a gem stone up your bum sort of life!

i hope noone here is into this sh....tuff or i might get invited to 'step outside'!!

SaintGeorge, I feel you have something to tell us ?