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So does anyone here know how you 'do' Tantric Sex?

34 replies

Easy · 02/07/2005 21:28

well, if Sting looks so good on it?

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HappyHuggy · 03/07/2005 19:52

in into that stuff mytwopenceworth.....

outside it is then.....

CountessDracula · 03/07/2005 19:53

I always thought tantric sex was where you shagged Sting and he was soooooo dull that you fell asleep and woke up 7 hours later with him still at it...

HappyHuggy · 03/07/2005 19:53

actually thinking about it thats kind of offensive mytwopenceworth.

tut tut

fishfinger · 03/07/2005 19:54

he is horrendous

fishfinger · 03/07/2005 19:55

and 2p I agree iht you
hat a crock of shit

flobbleflobble · 03/07/2005 19:56

Best way is to find someone who can do it and learn from them

SaintGeorge · 03/07/2005 21:10

The learning is half the fun

mytwopenceworth · 03/07/2005 23:10

very sorry happyhuggy.

(hangs head in shame and goes outside to beat self with large stick)

HappyHuggy · 03/07/2005 23:11

LOL my2p

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