I'm worried about my DH. He has bought himself a Furry costume and wants me call him Foxy!

[PlushieLover]

I have namechanged as I am so embarrassed.

I was totally shocked. He says I only have to dress up too if I want to - no pressure, but he would love it if I would groom him and stroke his furry tail.

I don't know what to do. I think I'd almost prefer it if he wanted to wear my clothes rather than get kitted up like Basil Brush!

I am so anxious about tonight. Normally we have a bottle of wine and get a bit amorous on a Friday night. He phoned earlier and suggested getting the "cubs" to bed early tonight. I normally wouldn't mind a bit of "wild animal" sex but this wasn't quite what I was thinking of.

Is he a pervert? What shall I do?

I imagine bear porn would be quite a grizzly sight.

SomeGuy is there any dark quarter of tinternet you haven't wandered into yet???right wing chat rooms, badly decorated cakes, and now bear porn [secretly impressed]

The interweb has many dark corners. Random weirdness: www.bmezine.com/

More bear porn (simultaneous rimming, straight sex and cunnilingus):

www.blogcdn.com/www.gadling.com/media/2006/04/gummi.jpg

SG come on, fess up, is that you with Marie Antionette carved on your leg with the point of a compass?

Bmezine even has a wiki.

Example page:

wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Anal_Stretching

"Done carefully, anal stretching can safely (and without negative side effects) result in rectal circumferences of 15" (38cm) = diameter of 4.77" (12cm) and more. Done slowly, the process should be pleasurable (and may be a little painful as well). If there is bleeding or excessive pain, you're stretching too fast. Always be sure to use lots of lube. "

"If you have a buttplug (or other anal stretching device) get stuck, do not push! Trying to force it out will make matters worse as it just contracts the muscles and pushes it upward. You can try relaxing and either using gravity to help it drop out or very gently pulling on it if you're able to get a grip (or if it has a retrieval strap). If it doesn't come out after a few hours or you start to experience any pain, go to the hospital emergency room. "

shineon: I wouldn't, I really wouldn't.

This seems worse some how though:

www.bmezine.com/pierce/11-surface/chest001.html

OMG! I think I need a lie down!

At least Emma Thompson's tits aren't furry! Well at least I imagine they aren't....Maybe precious's boyfriend can confirm...?

fuck...

forgot I namechanged for that one

Emma Thompson's Tits thread was hilarious. Thank you for reminding me of that.

(WAS it Emma Watson he wanted after all that, as I suspected?)

I knew I shouldn't have looked at the anal stetching, jesus! I nearly threw up my flapjack. How don't they end up with a prolapse???? Nasty, just nasty.

I wore sparkly minnie mouse ears for a session on holiday - does that make me weird???

The plushie thing is a bit odd but it's far less disturbing than a lot of other fetishes out there - CBT or enema play anyone? Why is there no vomit smilie?
The whole "pony play" thing is just bonkers, as is sploshing, but at least they are fairly benign, people into really nasty stuff must have deep psychological issues, surely?

Pmsl

You could don a red cape and say 'My what big.... you've got'!

Have fun!

I think lusting after Emma Thompson might be more appropriate than Emma Watson - she's about 12 isn't she?

You know, that's exactly what I said at the time, till Unquiet Dad informed me otherwise.

..a bit gleefully too, if I remember rightly

innocent

hmm? Something wrong with Emma Thompson?

Well, she's very nice, but is she really prime pornsurf whack-off babe material?

Well bearing in mind some of the links on here, lusting after emma Thompson seems relatively normal and understandable. If it was ERIC Thompson now....