DH is droning on and on and on and I'm looking at him and nodding while I type this, save me from this monologue hell.

[snigger]

For better for worse?

In the words of Jim Royle - my Arse!

Anyone have an opinion on the politics of salmon netting versus line-fishing?

No?

Thought not.

[thisisyesterday]

hehe dp does this to me, and then every now and then he'll look up and say
"are you listneing?>"

and i'll be all like, erm, yesssss

[BitOfFunUnderTheMistletoe]

An evening chez snigger sounds fascinating!

[Wilkiepedia]

PMSL - I do this with DH all the time although his topic is usually golf!!

[hollyivypoppy34]

pmsl.. has he thought about making cds to sell to help those with trouble sleeping?

[pinkfrogsroastingonanopenfire]

Mine tells me shot for shot every ball he played in his pool match every Friday morning.

[poshwellies]

I had the delights of crayfishing the other night

DH "Crayfish... blah blah blah drone drone"

DH "You are NOT listening to a word I say,are you?"

Moi-"nope" *continues reading mn

[TheCrackFox]

Wilkie - I have perfected the art of looking like I give a fuck when Dh drones on about golf. Listening to golf is as boring as playing golf.

[BitOfFunUnderTheMistletoe]

What will you do if he catches you posting about him? You'll get busted you know

[Wilkiepedia]

Posh - worse still, he suddenly says 'Do you think so?' ARGHHHH and I have no idea what he has said!!

[Wilkiepedia]

TheCrack - feel my pain, DH is a Golf Pro!

[snigger]

You know, I almost want to get busted .

Apparently it's something to do with blah blah political undercurrents blah river-owning cliques blah environmental blah structure.

There you go.

Could be worse, could be golf

[poshwellies]

Golf and fishing [groan] zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*continues clacking on keyboard

"Hmmm,yes dear"

[hollyivypoppy34]

crack what about commentary about watching golf on tv? I had an ex who did that

[snigger]

Give me a random phrase to throw back at him.

I swear I'll say it.

[hollyivypoppy34]

there is defo the beginning of a brother tv channel for dave - golf, fishing and maybe that bloke who makes things in his shed -would need to ahve some boring blokes name ..maybe Ray channel

[Threadworrm]

Snigger's DH: 'Blah, blah, blah salmon netting'

Snigger:

[Bluestocking]

The Clive Channel?
Nigelvision?

[silkcushion]

say love eggs

[poshwellies]

nigelvision

maybe Derektv?

[Threadworrm]

Say: 'The Sioux language has no word for a female salmon netter but four for a female line-fisher. I've just read it on the internet.'

[snigger]

A bit of wee situation ....

DH's response to I love eggs?

"Eh?"

"I love eggs too, they're kind of peasant food, peasants, bloody hell, when are we going to get back to bread and cheese and eggs in this country, speaking of eggs, I'm treading on eggshells with this river crap..."

and you get the picture.....

Next suggestion?

All roads appear to lead to Rome.

[snigger]

Feck, Threadworm, that's a challenge.

I'll need a minute to crowbar that in.

Plus I'm PMSL

[OldLadyKnowsNothing]

"The use of drift nets in fishing for salmon at sea was banned in 1962."

Full regulations here

[BitOfFunUnderTheMistletoe]

LOL@threadworm!

[Wilkiepedia]

"I might go upstairs and masturbate for a bit..."

BETCHA that gets a response!