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Small Willie. Help. AKA the demise of the cynic!

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mumski · 14/10/2008 19:01

Ok in a nut shell. Divorced 5 years ago. Had a number of partners since. My friends dispared of me as I was so cynical after horrid divorce. I've always finished with them. Said I'd NEVER trust a man again and could never see me falling in love again. But hey. Have know S for a while through work and had been seeing him for a few weeks. And OMG this feels different. Scarily I can see me falling for him and it seems he feels the same. He ticks all the boxes.... except 1. His has a bit of a small willie (pause for a titter girls). And I just don't know what to do. My vulgar friend said it sounded a bit like a 'stick in a bucket' but must admit its a good description. He's so lovely, kind fun. and I don't want this to be an issue.
comments, suggestions, slap from anyone?

OP posts:
ruty · 17/10/2008 11:10

yes i'm very grown up obviously.

mumski · 17/10/2008 12:46

OMG what have I started here? .
Nearly got my self sacked here this morning as I was tittering so much at some of the comments.
Just to clarify, the 'stick in a bucket' comment wasn't from my friend's DIRECT experience. It was because I was having a girlie discussion with her about the situation, and she did what people often do when trying to help.... resort to humour .

Feel even more he is very special and taking onboard the advice I think it's going to be lots of fun getting to know each other and finding out what works for us both.
Thanks to every one for their advice.

OP posts:
wheniwasyoung · 17/10/2008 12:48

Haven't read all the thread but maybe when/if he finds out you have been discussing his penis size with a friend it won't be an issue as he will probably finish with you.

OldLadyKnowsNothing · 17/10/2008 15:25

"Feel even more he is very special and taking onboard the advice I think it's going to be lots of fun getting to know each other and finding out what works for us both.
Thanks to every one for their advice."

Excellent news! Enjoy...

expatinscotland · 17/10/2008 15:26

hmm. he's special all right. got a small dick.

better you than me .

Kally · 17/10/2008 15:57

Expat you are just.... yeah I suppose it is funny now we all know. Anonimity is wonderful...

Either way Mumski, go for it. Theres more to life than big dicks. And as I said before some of the guys with whoppers just lay there as if thats all they have to do. I'm sure you'll keep us updated... errrr... no don't on second thoughts. All in good fun

Good luck and enjoy!

expatinscotland · 17/10/2008 15:58

'Theres more to life than big dicks.'

Lots of money, for example.

Kally · 17/10/2008 16:10

I only have the 'latter'...

managed all week on £1.52... and spent it on 3 chocolate bars on special at our local co-op, tin of cat food for moggies and survived, now if I didn't have the 'latter' to look forward to I don't know if I'd be feeling so positive... Some things just make you happy!

scaryfucker · 17/10/2008 18:28

some things money just can't buy

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