Small Willie. Help. AKA the demise of the cynic!

[mumski]

Ok in a nut shell. Divorced 5 years ago. Had a number of partners since. My friends dispared of me as I was so cynical after horrid divorce. I've always finished with them. Said I'd NEVER trust a man again and could never see me falling in love again. But hey. Have know S for a while through work and had been seeing him for a few weeks. And OMG this feels different. Scarily I can see me falling for him and it seems he feels the same. He ticks all the boxes.... except 1. His has a bit of a small willie (pause for a titter girls). And I just don't know what to do. My vulgar friend said it sounded a bit like a 'stick in a bucket' but must admit its a good description. He's so lovely, kind fun. and I don't want this to be an issue.
comments, suggestions, slap from anyone?

Oh go on, I bet they see you coming and get out one of these!

Look, if it does what it says on the tin then what's your problem?

Can you imagine a man posting on here about his perfect partner, the only snag being that she had very small boobs?

It's nothing. (no pun intended) It's not like anyone else is going to get to see it. It doesn't or shouldn't devalue him in any way at all.

I once heard some guys talking on a tain journey home (quite loudly) that 'it was like waving his dick around in a warm greenhouse'...

Indeed Kally! Where I worked they used to talk about "The Domain Tunnel"!!!

or throwing a lamb chop up the high street...

Well, see, Rhu, that's just it. If the chap's having to use his hands and tongue and dildos and what not then it's not exactly doing what it says on the tin, is it?

I mean, you can get a refund even on Ebay.

But like my mother's mother always said, 'You try on a pair of shoes first to see if they fit before you buy them and walk out the shop, no?'

like throwing a doubt down a close.

Rhubarb they don't post on here tho. They talk loudly about it on crowded trains etc where the old lady opposite me couldn't keep from clucking her false teeth..

Expat you're so funny

But tbh, and slap me if I'm being naive here, but aren't men supposed to use some of those things anyway? The dick is for the last bit of the action. Have you ever had a man caress your boobs with his dick? Even if you have, it can't be as nice as his hands.

Surely every man's penis is roughly 6 inches when extended and can therefore perform perfectly well.

tbh this thread is a bit depressing because ds has a very tiny willy and now I know what he's up against. If he ever came home upset, saying that his girlfriend had complained about his lack of size, I'd advise him to dump her there and then.

It's a cruel world.

"Have you ever had a man caress your boobs with his dick?" Good Lord this has taken an entirely new direction!

I definately go for the dick/boob caress... but then my boobs are large... oh where is this going!!! Its only having a giggle Rhubarb... we need sometimes to take the piss and get gritty, its all in good humour. Sorry about your DS, most on here apart from the few (myself included) old braggers who are batting back and forth in joke, don't mean it on a personal level

rhu, he's not hit puberty yet, though, your DS. how do you know what the final outcome will be, IYKWIM?

'Surely every man's penis is roughly 6 inches when extended and can therefore perform perfectly well.'

There's a poster on here who encountered a 2 incher.

Seriously, there are some maggots out there.

Aw my poor baby! Now I'm all worried he'll be left with a maggot!

Pigdogs!

I still don't reckon it's that important though, you only really his dick for the squirty stuff, you can use, ahem, other things for everything else!

So if men on here started a thread about the size of a woman's vagina, and loads of them said, 'sorry, if it is too big, that is a deal breaker for me' we'd all be fine with that, would we? I really wonder about those of us here with sons. I do hope our sons will all be well endowed enough to avoid such superficial and callous comments.

Squirty stuff? well,...

Depends what the goal is at the outset I guess, and being 52 now that isn't my main concern anymore so squirty stuff or not, I still like it well sized.

Oh naily - LMAO!!!!

yes, ruty, i'd be fine with it.

because they are random strangers online and if that's a dealbreaker for them then good for them.

for others, it's money, jobs, university-educated, religion, age, any number of things.

No, no, my fanny is fine. Did lots of pelvic floor exercises all those years... I don't pee myself when I sneeze or laugh (yet), so all intact and good form down there. (or so I am told) he he he...

ruty, did you think that a thread about the size of a man's parsnip was going to be anything other than superficial and callous? It all started with a 'stick in a bucket': kind of set the tone!!

fair nuff shhot from the hip.
I is just as we are mothers expat, I thought it might inform the debate. Obviously huge cocks are preferable. As are huge norks, small noses, etc. But I would like to think that fathers would think of their daughters before saying they wouldn't marry a woman with small tits.
Sorry to be a downer...

oh god writing whilst breastfeeding making no grammatical sense at all.

'I is just as we are mothers expat, I thought it might inform the debate.'

It's not a DEBATE?! Why does it always have to be some debate or argument?

It was a bit of fun during a recession.

People are always going to use looks as a guidline, be it big tits or a big dick.

I'm just extremely grumpy at the moment. ood for killing threads. [mopes about looking for more to strike dead]