Small Willie. Help. AKA the demise of the cynic!

[mumski]

Ok in a nut shell. Divorced 5 years ago. Had a number of partners since. My friends dispared of me as I was so cynical after horrid divorce. I've always finished with them. Said I'd NEVER trust a man again and could never see me falling in love again. But hey. Have know S for a while through work and had been seeing him for a few weeks. And OMG this feels different. Scarily I can see me falling for him and it seems he feels the same. He ticks all the boxes.... except 1. His has a bit of a small willie (pause for a titter girls). And I just don't know what to do. My vulgar friend said it sounded a bit like a 'stick in a bucket' but must admit its a good description. He's so lovely, kind fun. and I don't want this to be an issue.
comments, suggestions, slap from anyone?

Do any of you who are shouting "deal breaker" know your own internal dimensions? ie: Which speculum do you need at a smear......?

i had a bf once who had a teeny cock AND

it used to go limp every so often
we would have to stop and wait a few seconds
god that was tedious

If a man who is lovely in every other respect has a weeny winky then there are sex toys you can buy that fit over his chipolata and give it some girth/length (though you would have to have a very good relationship to be able to suggest this to a man: if you're going to do it, think through being told that you have a fanny like a bucket and should think about getting a stitch or two put in it. Thinking about that will hopefuly help you to be gentle and sensitive with the suggestions...)

doesn't make a bit of difference when you're talking about a maggot dick, jan.

i was tight as a drum before i had kids and if he had a small cock all you wouldn't be able to see for the clouds of dust in my wake.

i'm no bucket crotch now but still wouldn't compromise when it comes to size.

yes, shallow. but everyone has a dealbreaker and that's mine.

if tongues and dildos and positions work for some, then great, but truly not my thing.

having said that, i once stayed in a on-off highly toxic relationship for two years mostly because teh bloke was such a staggeringly good shag with a perfectly proportioned willy .

Well I don't know....having worked for six years as the only woman in a building with over 2000 men.....that's kind of going against what they tend to say......

I know it shouldn't but this thread is making me LOL

oh my dh too fio
and my fanny is tight as you get

Heh, expat, you shallow wench!

Seriously though, the sex was actually the ONLY good thing about that relationship! I know it sounds impossible, but there you are.

Give him a chance OP, he may surprise you.

same here, Fio and naily.

i never waited around too long to find out if it was a maggot or not because didn't want to become attached when i knew maggots just didn't do it for me.

OP, don't give him a chance!

life's too short to put up with a teeny one.

i'm here to tell ya, as my gay male friend once put it, 'the world is full of nice, big, wide cocks.'

I don't think in the midst I could start faffing about with things that fit over where ever to give it a bit more of this or that...

I don't know, I guess I can't complain on that EH was large and present BF is wonderful, but had a previous partner who was much smaller and altho I had never mentioned anything at all and was quite happy with his antics he must have had self doubts. He sent me a text one day saying he'd bought me a surprise. It was a red rubber glittery dildo. The thing is, he had it wrapped up in a bit of xmas kitchen roll and - I dunno - just really put me off him and I'm no prude.. (this was June). Its just the way he pulled it outta his fleece pocket... like his bit o'wrapped up birthday cake from home or something.... killed it for me.

I couldn't bear it either- even if there was spectactular girth, I still like a big willy. EX BF was a pinkie finger of a man- hence the ex. Ha Kings of Leon 'Sex is on fire' has just come on Radio 1 (and not in the biblical sense- ha)

We're all thinking it Fio, (that this cpuld be a troll alert, not that your DH has an enormous cock!!), but all enjoying discussing cock size too much to care!

I love you Expat and how you are only ever 1 post away from a thread that mentions sex or cocks etc!!!!!!!!

if i have to have sex with a dildo every time just to get off what's the point of having him around at all, you know?

or BJ's, TC .

the thopught of dildos and vibrators makes me want to VOMIT

all my mates go on about them and i jsut want to boak

no ta

Agreed...

any bloke who goes on about all these chicks with bucket fanjos is probably just doing that because he's got a drawing pin for a penis.

besides, this beats the hell out of talking about the fucking credit crunch.

if he pulls out that 'it's not the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean' crapola, remind me him that you can't go out to sea in a dinghy.

Yes, the credit crunch leaves us no choice... but whether you can stay put or leg it outta the bathroom window... now theres 'choice'!

credit crunch = lots of new pgs