those wo have split - do oyu have a name for your ex?

[FluffyMummy123]

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Tw*tface usually, but it varies...

Not a specific one but there are a lot of unspeakable words involved whenever he needs to be spoken of.

Mr Nobby Nobhead is one I use with the children

Go on flame me

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It depends how angry I feel but mostly "The Dishcloth".

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i do. I wont allow the children to hear me saying anything negative about him so i always use either a 4 letter alternative to Fanjo, or if it is in general conversation i call him J.

I wil need to be a little more sophisticated as they get older though, i fear theymay have sussed out the 4 letter one.

I used to call DH's Ex Cruella.

It suited her..

But I am more mature now

(But, DH would still know who I meant if I called someone Cruella! )

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i like knobber at the moment.

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cod - I think you have to look after your own. If it made your sister feel better, then I think it's passable

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thing is, my ex didnt do anything to me...im sure it would be worse otherwise.

Not really cod. He was damp, useless at drying dishes and you could never find him.

OOh you can call her Barron von slut bitch. say it in a slightly Austrian accent. it shallmake you smile.....even though it is rather mean.

Ahh fuck it! she is a slut for stealing your BIl. she deserves it

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lol at otters wit

LOL at Aimsmum... I felt rather affectionate about 'Cruella' - It's been a while since I used that name!!!

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have you an ex fabio?

I am Fabeelo until I come up with something better.

I have about 12 incarnations as Fabio to choose from.

There's a mid-east paste called Tehina it is made from crushed sesame seeds and eaten as a side dish at most meals.
My oldest daughter calls my ex 'Sheik Tehina'.. just about sums him up I suppose.

Bas*ard - would do it for me. But, when dp and I split for a while I used to call him Puke face.

Cod help us out here - can you give us any distinguishing characteristics/first name of OW so we have something to work with?

Infertility jibes a step too far though

My nob's ex dp's new dp is called Anna - affectionately known in this house as Granna becasue of muttton hairdo and err teeth issues.

it's just that "bitch woman surname" is crap lol