Dirty old man....

[Creitty]

Hello I'm new....
My partner (doesn't actually live with me) is so unhygienic. He smells musty when he's slept in his bed. Today I found skid marks on my sheet after he'd stayed over. I've pleaded with him to change his clothes/bedding and take a daily shower but he just gets very defensive and bad tempered. Not told him about the skiddies yet, not sure how to approach it with him! Advice? Thanks

He's not a sweet and caring guy if he doesn't respect you enough to keep himself clean. Tell him his hygiene is disgusting and he needs to improve - his next girlfriend will thank you.

Oh come on OP he’s a grown man. He’s not sweet and caring if he doesn’t even respect himself enough to have a wash ffs and he certainly doesn’t respect your feelings

You’re not his mum and he’s not a child. If he doesn’t know basic hygiene by now then bin him off.

Sweetheart, he can be as sweet and caring as he likes, but he doesn't wipe his arse and he smells like a tramps sock.

Unless you're in the market for a UTI, a yeast infection and a lifetime subscription to vanish stain remover, I think it's perfectly fine to tell a grown fucking adult to wash themselves and please wipe their arse correctly.

You are not his mother and he has passed the potty training age threshold.

How long have you been together?

If it's only a couple of months and he's been single for a long time there is potential for him to change and improve his hygiene, if you've been together for a long time and had multiple conversations previously there's no hope!

Although in both scenarios it's pretty, I'd probably get rid anyway, can't stand filthy people. He's got no respect for you either way

He's got a shitty arsehole, that he doesn't know how to wipe clean/wash. Get him gone

Oh my god, that's rank. Just dump him and burn the sheets.

Not told him about the skiddies yet, not sure how to approach it with him! Advice? Thanks

Go home and never talk or meet in person the dirty bastard again.

Nothing more to do than that.

You can choose to put up with such behaviour or just end the relationship. Have some dignity, there is no crime being single.

Jesus christ.
Maybe his feelings need to be hurt!
Show him the bedding.
Tell him to sort his bloody hygiene out.

I suspect this is my ex husband.. you are welcome to him

Well I wouldn't let this man stand in my porch never mind let him near my fanny. Absolutely gross

He's not kind and caring if he gets bad tempered and defensive, is he? He's a mucky bastard who doesn't give a shit about your feelings. If someone said you smelled OP what is the first thing you'd do? For me I would sprint to the shower asap!! Ask yourself why he isn't doing this?

He does not care about himself or you for that matter. Bin him off indeed. What sort of an example is he to your kids?. Give your head a wobble here and get him
out of your life permanently .

And why do you not
like hurting his feelings when he clearly does not care about your own?.

Ffs i just can't...

I don't think it was meant but this thread is hilarious. I've actually laughed all the way through it 🤣

It is disgusting though. I really hope there's not been a P in V situation or even a P in M 🤮

Listen... there are always clothes pegs.

Yep to peg her vagina shut so he can’t get near it 🤣

Have the schools finished for the summer? This seems like one a 14 year old would write.

Yep - they broke up on Friday round here so expect the standard of thread to deteriorate for the next month or so

I know it's really not funny for you OP but some of these responses have cracked me up. I didn't quite recover from "front-whiff".
I've had to sit next to people on the train with whiff-of-arse going on. I wanted to cry.
I mean, how does the skid make even get there on the sheet, do they slide along like a dog dragging it's arse? I can't quite comprehend how they manage it? Where's the standards? Obviously there are none.

That's fucking grim. No way would I carry on with a man who can't wipe his own arse properly 🤢

Oh jesus, nooooooooo.

Imagine putting a smelly smeggy penis anywhere near your face 🤮 no no no. I'm making myself ill thinking about it 🤣

I have read that prostitutes say that 80% of men visiting them do that with the skid mark thing on towels and sheets and/or refuse to shower. Dirty buggers. But when it is a relationship with someone you supposedly love wouldn't you want to be nice smelling for them? Show respect etc? What is wrong with (some) men? I know it is not all. Have noticed some very fragrant chaps around my work place!

@@rockingbird

OMG!