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Sexual Urban Myths

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UrbanMyths · 05/02/2008 16:12

I've heard a number of urban myths when it comes to sex and inparticular...mens willies but I have little experience myself! so for a light hearted thread I wondered if we could "pool" our knowledge to see what myths were true and which were crap? and yes...I have changed my name for this!

Ok I'll start with a few, feel free to add any more that you've heard.

"Big feet means big willy" - I havne no experience of men with big feet but my ex had small feet and a small willy so may be some truth in that?

"Men with ginger hair have small willies" - this is true in my experience, I once went out with a ginger lad who had a tiny willy.

"Black men have bigger willies" - No experience of this...can anyone shed any light?

I can't think of anymore at the moment but if you know any sex related urban myths, post them!

(I'm not trolling, just having a laugh!)

OP posts:
emilybrontescorset · 28/07/2017 22:55

The feet thing is a myth.
I don't know about the other two.
I also agree that men with bigger cocks take longer to cum.

RJnomore1 · 28/07/2017 23:02

I've just read the big thigh theory upthread.

My dh has to get custom made trousers cos of his thighs.

Just saying...

thenightsky · 28/07/2017 23:09

Biggest I've ever seen was an Egyptian man. It was the only time I said 'not sure you're coming near me with that'.

Smallest... can't remember.

lovemycatsanddog · 28/07/2017 23:27

Also ,men can lose an inch or 2 as they get older, true apparently that fatter men lose size as some is lost under stomach fat,if they lost stomach fat could add an extra inch at least
Ginger not small in my experience
Ist ex only 5ft 7, but big feet, and big in the other department 2nd ex 5ft 9 also big feet and big willie
Had 1 boyfriend who was so tiny, but worked
I think girth is more important than length personally

Ohyesiam · 28/07/2017 23:35

No
Dunno
Not necessarily

And size is no guarantee of satisfaction.

But ime technique rules. Best sex ever from a smallish guy, his dick just felt so ALIVE!

user1486669405 · 28/07/2017 23:49

All mine have been roughly same size - give or take an inch but no Wild variations. I've been with white, Asian, big, small, feet. Never been with a proper small willy. There was one slim willy.

I honestly couldn't care about size, it's the person that matters. A decent man would surely be decent in bed and a massive willy would be no guarantee of that.

RubyBluesey · 28/07/2017 23:56

Watch naked attraction you will see more enough willies to work it all out

RubyBluesey · 28/07/2017 23:57

men with big feet do not have big willies
but who wants a big one anyway

RubyBluesey · 29/07/2017 00:01

2008!!

DixieNormas · 29/07/2017 00:07

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DadWasHere · 29/07/2017 01:49

Zombie thread.

But, oddly enough, between when this thread was started back in 08 and today, research did discover its possible to discern the relative length of a mans penis by looking at another easy to see body part. No, I am not actually joking or trolling, I am quite serious.

However, there has been no correlation in finding anything that indicates relative girth. You can google it but, given the total spew of penis size garbage that would likely appear I am not sure the research could ever be found again.

But, do you want to know? Once that knowledge genie is out of the bottle it wont be being going back in.

BorisTrumpsHair · 29/07/2017 11:51

A gay friend tells me the best indication of penis size is it usually equates to wrist to top of middle finger.

BorisTrumpsHair · 29/07/2017 11:52

Oops did I just give game away?

RubbishMantra · 29/07/2017 16:59

An ex from many years ago believed asian women had horizontal vulvas Confused I tried to explain the anatomical unlikleyhood to him. He was having none of it.

Nadinexo1 · 29/07/2017 20:49

Rubbishmantra - wow. thats kinda funny but at the same time it just shows how ignorant some people really are

DadWasHere · 30/07/2017 04:55

Here you are then, I used Google Scholar to find it:

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3739592/

To distil that down: You look at a mans ring finger (4D) and index (2D) finger. This is the 2D:4D ratio. The longer a mans ring finger is, when compared to the length of his index finger, the longer his penis. So, if he has a ring finger significantly longer than his index finger, he is hung... length wise anyway.

Sexplorer69 · 24/06/2025 23:08

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dad11122 · 25/06/2025 07:14

smurfgirl · 05/02/2008 20:22

My DF is ginger with big feet and he is not small so I am not sure what that means really!

IME black men do have bigger willies, had a bit of a shock once washing someone at work actually...

And how is the deli going at the moment?

jubs15 · 25/06/2025 08:48

No - aside from one, they've all been average unless.
No idea.
No - in fact they (two guys) were the smallest I've ever had.

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