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Sexual Urban Myths

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UrbanMyths · 05/02/2008 16:12

I've heard a number of urban myths when it comes to sex and inparticular...mens willies but I have little experience myself! so for a light hearted thread I wondered if we could "pool" our knowledge to see what myths were true and which were crap? and yes...I have changed my name for this!

Ok I'll start with a few, feel free to add any more that you've heard.

"Big feet means big willy" - I havne no experience of men with big feet but my ex had small feet and a small willy so may be some truth in that?

"Men with ginger hair have small willies" - this is true in my experience, I once went out with a ginger lad who had a tiny willy.

"Black men have bigger willies" - No experience of this...can anyone shed any light?

I can't think of anymore at the moment but if you know any sex related urban myths, post them!

(I'm not trolling, just having a laugh!)

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Remotew · 05/02/2008 16:49

big feet not an indicator
black guy yes one I knew was big
ginger guy one I knew was big
big nose yes he had a big one.

So does anyone know this ginger haired black guy with small feet and a big nose

Joash · 05/02/2008 16:49

and he takes a size 11 shoe

juliepooley · 05/02/2008 16:50

Can only comment on the Ginger one. My dh is ginger, 6ft tall, and very well endowed thank you very much!!

AmersG · 05/02/2008 19:16

My ex boyfriend was ginger and he was the most endowed out of all the people I've slept with!

NutterlyUts · 05/02/2008 19:19

"Men with ginger hair have small willies"

In my experience yes. Nice enough bloke, Peanut willy. Not. Impressed.

hifi · 05/02/2008 19:28

some skinny men have huge ones, they tend to be the muscly skinny ones,havent met a black one with a small one, in fact with my extensive knowledge only come across two small ones.

Tamz77 · 05/02/2008 20:04

The following is my own personal theory, but fairly adequately researched : that a bloke's thighs are the best indicator of his penile proportions. i.e., a long femur indicates a long penis; a robust and muscular thigh indicates a robust and muscular (?!) penis, a skinny thigh a skinny penis, and so on.

Would be good to hear others' opinion on this theory before I publish my paper

Btw I agree with the ginger theory but the black men I have, ahem, 'known' have not been particularly generously hung.

scorpio1 · 05/02/2008 20:08

my DH needs size 13 shoes.

this is me -

PMSL@ hecate in the beginning of the thread.

scorpio1 · 05/02/2008 20:08

never been wit ha ginger man or a black one. DH is very dark though, if that helps anyones thesis? lol.

KerryMum · 05/02/2008 20:11

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georgedontdothat · 05/02/2008 20:14

I have just researched for the purposes of mumsnet of course

black --biggest

white -- medium -but quite ugly

asian-- small but hot

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expatinscotland · 05/02/2008 20:18

that big feet thing is a total myth.

georgedontdothat · 05/02/2008 20:18

Yes my dp has tiny feet but his willy is massive [smug]

smurfgirl · 05/02/2008 20:22

My DF is ginger with big feet and he is not small so I am not sure what that means really!

IME black men do have bigger willies, had a bit of a shock once washing someone at work actually...

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DaBombDiggitty · 05/02/2008 21:18

There is a saying i heard whilst living in the caribbean - "once you've had a piece of black you don't go back"!!!!
black men do have big willies!!

sprogger · 05/02/2008 21:33

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moaningminnie2020 · 05/02/2008 22:44

PMSL@ thread, DH has big hands, a big nose and size 11 feet...he wouldn't have become my DH if he didn't have a big willy too

poshwellies · 05/02/2008 22:56

What do you class as a huge penis? *coughs

madamez · 05/02/2008 23:00

There's really not much difference between erect lengths. Most are about 6/7 inches, a few are smaller and a few a bit bigger. But I have never known any of the 'reliable' indicators to be that reliable.
Though if a man has a Prince Albert piercing, you can feel it and it's quite nice.

discoverlife · 05/02/2008 23:03

Skinny men are hung like horses.

tiredemma · 05/02/2008 23:03

Not sure about Ginger.

WRT Black men, the one black one that I have seen was like a babies arm holding an apple. So maybe that myth is true.

KerryMum · 05/02/2008 23:04

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poshwellies · 05/02/2008 23:05

Skinny men look like they are hung like horses

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