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Sexual Urban Myths

119 replies

UrbanMyths · 05/02/2008 16:12

I've heard a number of urban myths when it comes to sex and inparticular...mens willies but I have little experience myself! so for a light hearted thread I wondered if we could "pool" our knowledge to see what myths were true and which were crap? and yes...I have changed my name for this!

Ok I'll start with a few, feel free to add any more that you've heard.

"Big feet means big willy" - I havne no experience of men with big feet but my ex had small feet and a small willy so may be some truth in that?

"Men with ginger hair have small willies" - this is true in my experience, I once went out with a ginger lad who had a tiny willy.

"Black men have bigger willies" - No experience of this...can anyone shed any light?

I can't think of anymore at the moment but if you know any sex related urban myths, post them!

(I'm not trolling, just having a laugh!)

OP posts:
discoverlife · 05/02/2008 23:06

I have always been attracted to a taut behind and thighs, the reasoning being that those are the muscles a man uses the most when going full steam, therefore if they are firm and 'healthy' they can do the job properly.

tiredemma · 05/02/2008 23:07

My Dp has lovely firm thighs and buttocks (plays rugby)- he is a true 'thruster'. mmmm

SlartyBartFast · 05/02/2008 23:08

tut tut MN

this thread is all about men's willies.... as usual.... [wank]

any other sexual urban myths or is this it?

poshwellies · 05/02/2008 23:10

I agree with nice big thighs and tight buttocks yum

KerryMum · 05/02/2008 23:17

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burstingbug · 05/02/2008 23:17

I just glanced and read you as 'poshwillies'

SlartyBartFast · 05/02/2008 23:18

i heard they did kerrymum?

tiredemma · 05/02/2008 23:19

women do dont they? ( not semen of course)

Anyone see Sex in the city when the man mad one went lesbian and the woman 'sprayed' in her face?

poshwellies · 05/02/2008 23:20

hehe bug

KerryMum · 05/02/2008 23:21

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tiredemma · 05/02/2008 23:21

its called 'gushing' apparently

ShakeysGirl · 05/02/2008 23:23

I've dumped a man before because his penis was to big. It was painfully big! It was dark the first time i 'sat' on it and it was a hell of a shock

SlartyBartFast · 05/02/2008 23:26

oh that's interseting
6% of women do it in a forceful manner

poshwellies · 05/02/2008 23:28

ok ok hands up whos gushed before?

KerryMum · 05/02/2008 23:29

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SlartyBartFast · 05/02/2008 23:31

moi

discoverlife · 05/02/2008 23:34

Hmmmm! this is embarrassing , I thought I was accidently weeing myself because of the weak pelvic floor. Even though I go to the loo just before diving on DH.

poshwellies · 05/02/2008 23:37

thank gawd it aint just me then

Dizledejay · 28/04/2017 11:25

So I thought I'd hop on here.

Every guy I've ever been with had like regular sized Willie's, so i never knew size mattered. Til I met J.C. White guy, average height, wore like, size 9 or 10.....HUGE And i mean yall ever hear that Lil dicky song ex bf? Bigger than the ex he refers to... By a lot... So any who it s amazing!!!!
After we broke up I dated a kinda short (5"9) guy and his willy was much smaller and even tho he knew what he was doing, I had to fake it.
Now I'm dating a short ginger and I'm scared his willy is gonna be small and I might be addicted to larger packages now so killing two birds with one stone, i think proportions usually seem yo fit except every so often with J.C. And Yes size matters

kaitlinktm · 28/04/2017 11:49

You know what they say - big feet, big shoes!

KungFuPandaWorksOut16 · 28/04/2017 13:06

dizle what was you searching for this too come up it's nearly ten years old Grin

ZOMBIE THREAD

Jellymuffin · 28/04/2017 13:12

My ginger husband has a big willy - my nickname for him is 'girth'! All these woman with no knowledge of gingers - you're missing out!!!

MargaretWindsor · 28/04/2017 13:30

Have been with 2 gingers both mahoosive, one painfully so, they were both over 6ft if that's relevant.

Smallest willy encountered, and I mean little finger sized was with a dark Londoner of Turkish descent...

sozauges · 28/04/2017 13:38

IME:

Big feet or hands = big willy = no
Ginger = small willy = yes

GoatLePew · 28/04/2017 13:39

FFS.